
Acting shmackting, Ashley Greene is perfect.
The Top Tier
My personal theory on winning your fantasy football league suggests that the ideal lineup would feature a top tier QB/RB/WR. Obviously, that’s not always possible, because there are only so many to go around. Consider these your “can’t-miss” quarterbacks (like this is any shocking revelation):
Aaron Rodgers – Everybody has ol’ photobomber ranked No. 1 and I can’t necessarily argue it. He’s an awesome QB and the Miami Dolphins could have had him, but they’re run by sock puppets, so he keeps the Green Bay Packers relevant every season with a huge passing attack.
Drew Brees – I feel like Drew Brees might have the best statistical passing season (translating to bigger fantasy numbers) because I assume every game is going to be a shootout. I could be wrong. I often am. But between the chip on the shoulder from “Bountygate” and all those receivers, I feel like it’s a safe bet.
Tom Brady – Every time someone mentions that Tom Brady is 35, I say: “Wait, what?” For some reason it never sinks in. It has to sink in with his skills eventually, but I think he’s safe for at least one more season with all of those guys who catch things well. Football.


Sorry, I know it’s terrible for me, but I’m taking a Lohan.
Josh “Gordon” Freeman or Matt Cassel Crashers?
If they’re on your roster, you just might SAVE them, dammit!
lol at my team, Carson Palmer isn’t even on there :(
I’ve got a Hudgens (Schaub) and a Gomez (RGIII) in one league, and a Gomez (RGIII again) and an unlisted (Fitzpatrick) in the other. Luckily, I have great WRs and RBs in both leagues.
This is timely analysis.
I look forward to the breakdown of our choices in the presidential election that you’ll do in mid-December.
I’ve still got two upcoming drafts, preseason is still ongoing, so I’m not sure what your issue is…
I’d take Eli over Newton and any other guy in the second sexiest bracket. He had almost 5k yards last year, never misses a game and the Giants’ running back situation hasn’t exactly improved.
I have a Hudgens (Romo). I’m hoping he outperforms this season, the same way I’m hoping that Hudgens will outperform in her upcoming role as a stripper. But, like Romo, I know she won’t live up to her potential and deliver the goods.
So are Palmer, Weeden, Tannehill, etc the androgynous lady-man Ken Shamrock punched?
So it’s Weeden, Palmer, Wilson, Tannehill, Fitzpatick, Gabbert, Bradford, and Skelton that are piles of barf. I can see that.
I got a huge Hudgens on my team. And just like Vanessa Hudgens gets fingered by Selena Gomez in her latest film, which will keep her relevant for at least 5 more years, I’m hoping Schaub gets metaphorically fingered by Johnson (in a good way) on the field, allowing me to attain fantasy football glory.
That is a terrible and hilarious analogy.
Your personal preferences are really evident in these rankings. There isn’t a single blonde in there.
This is really fun and I hope you have fun doing it.
Also for what it’s worth I thought the themes last year were very fun and I am hoping you do that again.
I’m assuming Russell Wilson = Chloe Moretz.. wait someone’s at my door.
Why hello there officer.
Was hoping the rookies were the Chloe Moretzs
shit should have read all the comments before stepping on Devil Dinosaur’s joke.
I copped Stafford at 9 (might have been a hair early but I was going into my pick wanting either Stafford or Megatron, Megatron went 8). Took Cutler suspiciously late for my backup. Sleeper though was Russell Wilson from Seattle. Next day he got named the teams starter. The kid looks good. Watch him blow up…