With the 2012 Summer Olympics wrapped up and the NFL season still a few weeks away, the standard summer sports boredom that we all suffer has been lessened to some extent – unless you like baseball and America. But slow news day and all, I’ve been a little distracted by this video that was Tweeted out by comedienne Jenny Johnson over the weekend. It appears that Kim Kardashian isn’t the only talentless woman in her family with dreams of pop music superstardom based on the low expectations and poor taste of this great country.
At some point in the 1980s, the Kardashian matriarch, Kris Jenner, decided to give singing a try in a video that she recorded to honor of all her famous friends. It was basically a VHS lesson in name-dropping. And right there in the middle of the whole, terrifying butchering of a Randy Newman classic is O.J. Simpson, the reason that we even have these wretched fame leeches in the first place.
As always, I watched it, so you get to watch it now. Fair is fair, friends.
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Nichole Brown > Kris Jenner.
Shoulda been you Kris.
I vaguely remember some highly-reputable Person On The Internet claiming that the d-nozzle at 3:17 was Khloe’s real father, but I never cared enough to see if that was confirmed. I’d check on it now, but I’m over here and Google is waaaay over there.
Wait, Cheesecake Factory existed in the 80′s? Mind = blown (also minds of every person in that video).
I knew I shouldn’t click play, but I did it anyway. And now I’m disgusted with myself. And with all of the Jenners and Kardashians. Mostly with them. Ugh….
Ah, the old out-of-context oil derrick shot. Classic.
“Bible study, cheesecake factory.”
This line explains everything.
This video is a worse idea than filming yourself blowing Ray J.
Was Kris Jenner famous in the 80s? How did this shit even come to be?
I love the staches in this vid
Nicole cut off contact with this slore one month before the murder about the same time she cut off contact with OJ and another false friend Cora. She told her friend, Cici two days before she was murdered that her friends would sell her out after her murder(Kris and Faye). People dont realize how smart Nicole was. She skipped fourth grade and was in the gifted program at Dana Point High. OJ ‘s IQ is 77 by the way.
“She skipped fourth grade.”
^^^^^^^
LMAO that makes her a genius I guess.
Did you skip fouth grade?
By the director of The Executioner’s Song. This must be what a stroke feels like.