Last week, With Leather’s 2011 Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton teased us by Tweeting the first shots from her latest fashion shoot with photographer Yu Tsai for Contributor Magazine. Of course, that led to me singing Better Than Ezra’s “Good” for the better part of a day, but it’s always worth it when we have some new Kate photos to appreciate.
On Tuesday, Contributor finally posted the entire shoot, and I’ll just go ahead and state the obvious – Kate is welcome to come clean my house whenever she wants. But as I have a terrible tendency of doing, I started to scroll through the comments on the site’s post, expecting to see the Internet’s battle cry of “Look at this fatty moo cow!” or “Go back to your farm and graze, you fat cow!” or “Oh God, I hate my life so much, time to make fun of this model by lying to myself about how she’s obese!” You know, stuff like that.
Instead, I was actually quite shocked.
I included that last one because, well, it's probably the best comment I've ever seen regarding Kate Upton.
But first she's too fat and now she's too skinny. Poor Kate just can't win. I'm sure we'll joke about this when she and I buy our private island and raise our family of gorgeous bloggers for years to come, but that doesn't mean the insults don't sting. Go ahead and see for yourself just how coke rail drinking straw disgusting Kate looks in her latest shoot.
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I still think she’s too damn hot, but that first pic shows she really doesn’t have any ass to speak of.
But that’s like saying my million dollar bill isn’t crisp. Who gives a shit?
the internet gives a shit. sad, pathetic, creepy, weird internet.
I’m much more concerned about her apparent lack of eyebrows.
She looks so disgusting on the fifth slide that my dick vomited in my pants.
maybe it’s not her, maybe it’s just something your dick ate recently
Does your dick have any known allergies or food sensitivities?
Clearly she’s been listening to our criticisms.
Kate : I don’t know about this.
Portia de Rossi: Just relax.
I’m sure she looks just fine. Fashion pics are artists renderings so these pics prove nothing.
Terrible eye makeup job, doesn’t know how to close curtain properly, doesn’t wear a bra, meaning expect saggage in a few years= 3/10. Would not bang.
She looks good.
#5 made my dick throw up so hard.
has your dick been drinking to excess?
Blah, artsy fartsy shoots are the worst. I thought the idea photographing people was to make them look appealing, not freaky and weird. :(
YEAH! FUCK ART! I WANT BEWBS!
I am stuck on pic 5 for, like, eternity.
ugh. gross. now my dick’s vagina’s poopy.