As if Aremenian boy barfight MMA wasn’t bad enough, today’s big mainstream news story tackles the next step down on the boyfighting evolutionary ladder … three awful, awful Delaware women were arrested and charged with assault, reckless endangerment, endangering the welfare of a child and conspiracy for organizing what is more or less a toddler fight club. No, seriously. They lined up kids at day care, made them punch each other and taped it with their cell phones.
Here’s the report from CNN, which Nancy Grace has been masturbating to since yesterday afternoon.
Authorities have not released the video but say one day care worker said “No pinching, only punching” after one of the boys complained that the other had pinched him.
The video purportedly shows seven other children seated in the room with their backs to the fighting, according to police.
“It’s not like they didn’t know what was going on, and they were just encouraging them to continue,” [Dover Police Captain] Stump said. “One of the children attempted to run, but one of the teachers pushes him back into the fray.
I don’t know if it’s the rise of Tyler Durden, an increased awareness of dogfighting or too many Pokémon games, but apparently we have to make everything fight everything else now. One of the creepiest parts of the story is that the women made the other kids line up with their backs to the fighting and wait their turn, which is either the most gladiatorial or Blair Witch Project thing I’ve ever heard.
A Division Of Family Services spokesperson says the women “could be prohibited from working in the public sector, especially with children or senior citizens”, because I guess “make them fight each other on camera and then shoot them all into the sun” isn’t something the Division Of Family Services can organize.
Oh, and in case you’re wondering, the only people who’d be more interested in this than Nancy Grace (Taiwan’s Next Media Animation) have already whipped up a piece about the story. Yes, it contains bloody, slow-motion uppercuts.
Here’s my quick plan for the future:
1. Do not have children.
2. Do not let other children be taken care of by anyone.
3. Do not fight children.
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Dammit, B, why do you have to bring Nancy Grace masturbating into this? How will I get to sleep tonight with all these sexy thoughts in my head? Maybe if I douse my eyes in bleach and drink the rest of it…
Urge to kill … RISING.
Ahahaha @ the girl in the video using the famed Tommy Pickles milksqueeze of doom counter
Here is a true story. My ex-girlfriend was crazy. Not crazy like all ex-girlfriends, but crazy like “committed for 3 weeks after she tried to kill me and herself”. She was essentially abandoned by her family when they went to Minnesota and she stayed here in New York. Her Mother came to visit her in the psych ward, but left after a few days because she is a terrible Mother. So, she always wanted a family to replace the one she lost.
She gets out and moves to Pennsylvania because the guy she was stalking lives there. Guess where she works now? Daycare center. No background checks apparently.
So, think twice before you put your kid in a Daycare center so you can go to work so you can make money so you can afford a daycare center.
Maybe instead of telling this story here, you should tell the daycare center.
They know. Someone told them before I found out. I think she still works there.
Ugh, everyone is awful and horrible.
How is it “could be prohibited”? Why isn’t it “oh, most definitely they are banned from even looking at childrens again”?
I was all offended about forcing the kids to fight, but then I LOL’d when I read that these women might not be allowed to work with senior citizens and thought about senior fights.
I’m thinking seniors vs. toddlers. Who’s taking bets?!
Still batter than Toddler’s & Tiaras.
TLC’s new Toddler Fight Club is going to be awesome too.
Pfft. It’s not like these kids are strong enough to have knockout power. I’m not going to stand and watch every fight go the distance.
“They lined up kids at day care, made them punch each other and taped it with their cell phones.”
Oh God what did I just read????