
Here’s the deal, folks – before you get all riled up and excuse me of being a liberal blogger just looking to jump on the “Everybody make fun of Mitt Romney!” train, know that I’m a huge fan of capitalism but I also hate every single politician on this planet equally. However, that doesn’t mean this isn’t an excuse to bag on Romney, because when I saw the above image posted at The Superficial yesterday, I told my fellow Female Body Inspectors over there that I couldn’t wait to fire up the Ol’ Photoshops on it.
And then I thought, “No. That’s no fun at all.”
We’ve got a perfectly good Olympics underway with hundreds of pictures flying all over the place daily, and I also have a box full of With Leather t-shirts that need homes so I can order the new design and my C-Tates shirts. I simply cannot have clutter in my bitchin’ party house. So we’re going to play a game and I’m giving out a bunch of t-shirts.
The first game is to answer the question: “What the heck is Mitt Romney looking at?” What’s causing him to grin that evil grin at the Olympics? Also, what’s making Ann Romney so uneasy? Post your picture responses in the comments. (HINT: I saw one picture yesterday from the Olympics that will automatically win one shirt.) And then join me after the jump for the second game.
Caption party!

Best captions will win t-shirts as well. I urge commenters to tell me who wins, because I hate choosing. Seriously, the worst emails I’ve ever received are from people who don’t win stuff.
(As always, email me at BurnsyWL@gmail.com if you’ve previously won a t-shirt and haven’t received it, so I can check my records and call you a liar or apologize profusely.)


That is literally the exact same goddamn face Dana Carvey makes as Garth in “Wayne’s World” when he sees a drumset or bodacious babe.
“Even in hugging, LeBron loses focus late.”
Also the exact same mouth expression as the guy who did the old Schwarzenegger skits on Conan.
Lebron: “You know it’s OK by me for you to admit you’ve been proud of Team USA Basketball before right now.”
Mitt’s grin and Ann’s scowl: Ann’s new sister wife
1. He’s watching the Great Britian v UAE match. Romney thinks the US is playing and does not realize the USMNT did not make the tournament. Ann is just telling everyone to be quiet and let him enjoy one moment on this horrible summer trip.
2. Lebron is preparing to ask Michelle to join him on next season of dance with the stars.
LeBron : “Must resist urge to stare at First Lady’s tits”
Mitt/Ann: Watching 16 year old gymnasts gender irrelevent
Alternate Mitt/Ann: Watching Michelle Jenneke’s warm-up dance
Tim Tebow’s shirtless pic!
I’m assuming the dressage thing that their horse Rafaaaaaaalca is competing in this year is an outdoor event, right?
Hard to say, then. Maybe someone held down a gay teen and cut off all his faggy hair, or strapped a dog to the roof of a car for twelve hours. The Mittster just loves those kinds of hilarious pranks.
The real question is: What the fuck is Ann wearing? It looks like they dumped all the costumes from Schumacher’s Batman & Robin into an industrial blender and hit “puree.”
The Lebron caption is easy:
“YOINK!”
Girl, your breath smell like Barack’s Ba-Cock.
That is genius in its simplicity.
1. Mitt is watching Olympic protestors getting rounded up.
2. ‘I’ve gotta apologize to Delonte’
Any time Delonte West banging LeBron’s Mom comes up is a win in my book
I don’t believe Romney has a non-evil grin option.
#1: “i don’t care what sandusky says. lee keifer’s still got it.”
#2: “is that kenny irons’ midget?” “yes, mrs. obama, it is.”
1. Romney’s just looking for a way to outsource holding that flag to someone in the crowd.
2. Lebron’s learned to keep an eye on his mom at all times, no matter where he plays.
1. Mitt is clearly watching Michelle Jenneke warm up for some high quality hurdling…
2. LeBron: *whipers* “Stay away from Delonte”
He’s watching his wife’s horse show.
Mitt: “Oh, I hope Ryan Lochte is wearing that pink Speedo with the silver stars!”
Ann: “If I find this sonofabitch in the public restroom looking for glory holes again, help me baby Jesus…
Mitt: “Honey, listen to me whistle?” ::FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF:: ::FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF:: ::FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF::
Ann: “Jesus christ.”
+1
Not sure how to post a picture in the comments, but he was definitely looking at this: [binaryapi.ap.org]
Mitt has the look of someone enjoying themselves some inter-species erotica.
Mitt: Ah!
Ann: Is it becoming clear to you yet? Look at yourself, standing there, cradling the new flag I’ve given you. If it means nothing to you, why protect it?
Mitt: I… I am simply imitating the behavior of humans.
Ann: You’re becoming more human all the time, Willard; now you’re learning how to lie.
Mitt: My programming was not designed to process these sensations.
Ann: Then tear the flag from your hand as you would a defective circuit.
1. He’s watching Dressage and that’s not a flag its a special napkin the top 1% use to wipe off things after filthy working class peons hand them something.
2. “And I was like nuh uh your mom. I said stop or I’ll tell the First Lady…he’s standing right behind me isn’t he?
Mitt: They have Women’s Beach Volleyball? :D
Ann: They have Women’s Beach Volleyball? :/
Mitt: Oh man, I am so stoked!
Ann: They are just playing the Chinese national anthem.
Mitt: I know! I am responsible for SO much job creation there.
LeBron: Just made it with the First Lady. You jelly?
This champ [funnycoolstuff.com]
Mitt was actually watching the monitor of DVR replay. [i295.photobucket.com]
Nice work.
Excellent.
You *don’t* cover up Cialis boners with American flags…?
#1 – They’re looking at Rafalca’s erection. Hence Ann’s contemplative glance.
#2 – “‘Michelle… I don’t…’ ‘Ssshhh. Dwayne doesn’t have to find out.’”
Mitt: Oh I hope they put a Kiss Cam on us!
Ann: {thought bubble} If he swings that camera over here I will shove that flag down his throat!
LeBron: I’d like to see the 1992 Dream Team do THIS!!!
Was there an event in which Switzerland, the Cayman Islands and Bermuda all placed?
Because I could see Mitt getting excited about all that gold and silver moving in next to his money.
[files.2012.nbcolympics.com]
#1 – [24.media.tumblr.com]
(Burnsy, you did say post pictures, right?)
#2 – LeBron: “Where the white women at?”
I nominate this for the LeBron caption.
Here’s what Mott Rombley was looking at:
[www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com]
Pffft, look at Ann Romney over there hugging Kevin Love. She does realize that he’s a Timberwolf, right?
A. While watching the new Olympic event “hide the money’, the media asked Mitt why he was cheering for the Swedish team. He immediately covered his tracks by picking up the American flag
B. Yo girl, Imma make you scream not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4…..
B. MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS KOBE RAPE LOL MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
Change “millions” to “billions” and “Kobe” to “economy” and you have the answer for Part A of the challenge as well.
this for mitt [www.nbcolympics.com]
MItt: “Okay, all covered up. Now can I get a handy?”
1) Ahhhhh, a swim meet. Almost as white as Utah. Almost.
2) “I love you, Cornelius.” “I love you, Zira.”
And we have a loser . . .
1) romneys def looking at Michelle Jenneke thinking he wants a piece of that
2) Lebron is “thinking about taking her ring, one was hard enough to get”
ok i’m revising my entry to this: [827.tumblr.com]
“This is how ya hold a country’s flag like a man, you British nancy boys!”
Mitt – ” Hun did you see that Russian girl choke and fall on her face? Reminds me of a young Shemp Howard”
FLOUTUS – “Why do we fall Mr James… To learn to pick oursel… screw it I’m done with this”
1 oops pooped my pants but I have my depends on so nobody knows mwahaha. #2 ew girls !!!