
The annual Gathering of the Juggalos event in Illinois is a fascinating spectacle. While the Insane Clown Posse’s Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have led us to believe that they’re a pair of thugged out, gun-wielding psychos, it turns out that they’re actually two devout Christians trying to spread positive influence through their unique brand of rap music. Of course, their followers, Juggalos, end up interpreting that message in their own way, like domestic violence turkey legs, black market Four Loko, or blatantly selling LSD.
But the Gathering has also been a source of inspiration for a different demographic, namely celebrities at the end of their 15 minutes. Each year, the festival’s organizers release an infomercial to fill us in on the lineup, and there are always a few random celebrities that are begging for one last shred of acceptance. See: Charlie Sheen, MC Hammer, Tom Green, Gallagher, Coolio, Dustin Diamond, Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, and, of course, Tila Tequila, who famously walked around topless during her electro-pop-garbage music performance that inspired the crowd to throw bottles, rocks, and poop at her face.
So who are this year’s Juggalo stars?
Master P, Onyx, The Fat Boys, Bobcat Goldthwait, Jamie Kennedy, and fresh off his release from TNA Wrestling and a domestic dispute, Ric Flair. I guess in order to be the best, you have to now throw feces at the best. Enjoy the 2012 Gathering infomercial after the jump.
Also, I stumbled across this Gathering image and, um, what’s up Juggalette on the left? Care to join me for a two liter of Faygo with two straws?

(Image via Flickr/jamie nyc.)


I hope Ric Flair gets drunk and calls everybody “Stinger”. Correction: I can’t wait until Ric Flair gets drunk and calls everybody “Stinger”.
Wheelin’, dealin’, Faygo stealin’
That video is just, flat-out, some of the most low-rent shit I have ever had the displeasure to witness.
i think that’s the point. it’s supposed to be appealing to the most low rent crowd of people
Man, i really kinda want to go just for that wrestling show. Well, the one with some of the good people on it, not the oddball deathmatch shit.
It’ll probably be on internet PPV for $5 or $10.
Master P continues to make money off of confused teenage white kids who have no good taste music. Kudos to you on that, good sir.
Those Juggalos are filthy liars. The original Four Loko was 12%, just like the current Four Loko is 12%. They just can’t load it with a shitload of caffeine anymore. And lord knows they’re just gonna get bombed on Everclear and Faygo anyhow.
I’d pretend to like them to bang that blonde chick.
I’m not really proud of admitting this, but if you were to remove the Psychopathic Records people and pretty much all the rock/metal/whatever groups (But keep Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic), I would consider going to this thing. Geto Boys, DMX, Raekwon, Warren G? Hell yes!
Fat boys alone sold it for me.
R.I.P. Ass Dan!
Just what I was thinking.
He lost all credibility once he pronounced the “S” in Illinois
You just KNEW a Hardy would be there.
Goddamn, is a girl who looks like her even safe at the Gathering of the Juggalos? If not, I volunteer to be her body guard. Guard her body.
If Flair wrestles the Gigolos in a handicapped match ill go!
i would want to see mushroomhead and danny brown but its not worth it in any way