IMPORTANT EDIT: If you’re seeing this for the first time, make sure to also check out our unnecessarily thorough follow-up, featuring GIFs, every picture we could find and some slow motion video. It’s EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke won heat 2 of the Women’s 100 metres hurdles at the 14th IAAF World Junior Championships in Barcelona over the weekend, and if you watch the following video closely you’ll take away three major observations:
1. Michelle Jenneke is good at hurdles.
2. Michelle Jenneke is smoking hot.
3. Michelle Jenneke is the only thing your brain will let you think of when Michelle Jenneke is dancing.
While everyone else is stretching out and concentrating, Michelle starts go-go dancing. The announcers mention how she’s “certainly having fun”, and then she kills everybody at the hurdles. When she wins, she hugs everyone and waves at the crowd.
If you watch this clip and don’t love Michelle Jenneke, please consult your physician.
Edit: The original video was taken down (because God forbid track and field get any kind of positive publicity, right?) but here’s a back-up outfitted with a terrible soundtrack. Enjoy.
*swoon*
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eh, ehhh, ehhhhhh….J5, what’s happening to me?
Hot.
Id like to buy a beer for the cameraman who got the shot of her ass in the air as she’s getting in position at the starting line.
She’s the greatest athlete of all time.
I gotta get the hell down to Australia.
I gotta get back there!
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wait seriously, i can’t make a heart with the less than sign and the number three?
Me neither, Greene.
There’s nothing I can say that isn’t a double-entdre.
F—- spelling.
she should have finished strong… got too cocky at the end
I finished strong … and cocky.
Finished early, tired now.
Maybe Hurdling is truly the most beautiful sport? There was a hurdler at my school who won state and was also a model featured in Italian Vogue, to the jealousy of pretty much everybody.
Wait, the girl I was thinking of was a pole vaulter. Welp, so much for that theory!
I can’t believe I still remember Allison Stokke’s name, but that’s what it is.
How could she be a pole vaulter? Walter is not just a man’s name, it’s a German name and it isn’t Polish.
I nominate Stoya to play her in the porno version of her life.
Stoya reference. You have won this post.
She’s definitely easy on the eyes. Sadly the video doesn’t work anymore.
It does. I replaced the one that didn’t.
Video pulled already?! Damn, that was fast.
I replaced it with the only substitute I can find. Sorry for the music.
The video wasn’t the only thing pulled fast. ;o)
“hottest hurdler ever”?
I’m going to need angle-by-angle photo and video comparison of Ms. Jenneke and Lolo Jones to really consider that a legitimate title.
I think she times her jumps so her breasts give her a little more momentum on the upswing to get over the hurdles. I think it’s obvious hurdles should have bustier runners.
Can we get her together with Stokke for a scissor-fest?
I like the way you think assassinated Hapsburg heir
“Oh Yeah” by Yello would’ve been a better song choice
Here and rediculously photogenic guy would make such pretty babies and fast too!
Slow mo version is the best one ever!!
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I think the girls in lane 1 and 2 are twins
She’s lovely. And she’s clearing those things as if her torso is mounted on rails. Very impressive.
DAT ASS
Dat Ponytail.
I like how the girl behind her at the start of the video looks like she’s thinking “i’m gonna be on the internet aren’t i…”
She could be even faster but her sexy gets in the way, I don’t want her faster.
Small innocuous tattoo, Would not bang.
You’ve ruined EVERYTHING!
not a real tattoo. clearly a temp of the aussie flag. source? i’m a kangaroo riding australian myself.
Is anybody still wearing pants?
Anybody?
Thought so.
Speaking of Alison Stokke, what ever happened to her? Shouldn’t she be right around Olympic competition age?
According to her Cal Bears page, she finished 8th in the 2010 Pac-10 conference championship. Doesn’t seem like a Olympic contention.
Gotta love the official who’s behind them all, their asses to the sky, just making sure eeeeeverybody is lined up properly.
Feet position according to rules – check.
Starter ready – check.
Boner hidden – check.
I’d jump her before I got to the first hurdle.
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Mmmmhhmmmmmm
I would kiss her face.
*in love* ♥_♥
Best thing is she is white.
Most of you losers dont have the ability or looks to come close to this kind of woman. You all sit around stuffing your fuking faces with crap getting fatter and fatter then sit around jerking off to pictures.
I look in the mirror everyday and realize how superior I am compared to other men and the fact I can pull women like this on a regular basis. I just like to stop in and read some of your pathetic comments. Keep dreaming doosh bags.
This is one of the weirdest, least necessary comments ever.
What is a doosh?
Fuking is a German word, right?
Mattisgod; that is a good comment and I really learned something; apparently a lot more women enjoy pegging than I was aware.
ok “Freddy Smalls” …your looking in the mirror everyday telling yourself ‘im good enough, and people like me’ ….now repeat that in the mirror everyday and maybe you will actually get a real girl! Real men don’t “pull” women, we meet them. only losers who never even meet hot women call it “pulling” anyway…what are you like 12?
Don’t take much to get some guys worked up. There were other nice looking women in the same heat. She is a good hurdler, but a big showoff. Obviously she knows there are some apes out there who are easily aroused. ATTENTION…
and then we get the commenters from THAT site coming by.
Thy name is catty.
Hemo, yes.
Do a little research before you mouth off Eleven. The Aussie media weren’t even aware of her till this little vid hit the Net. Google it. She’s as much a pleasant surprise to them as she is to the rest of the planet. And according to them she doesn’t even have either a Facebook or a Twitter account. For a 19-year-old, hardly a show-off or attention seeker, no?
Kinda looks like Tim Tebow
Hurray! The video worked and it is glorious! Man, there are going to be some very lucky athletes who get to have lots of secks with her during the OHHHHH-lympics.
Damn, this was at the JUNIOR championships? how old is she???
19, friend.
I’m all tuckered out just watching that incredible piece of solid gold.
Neither Alison Stokke nor Michelle Jenneke made it to the Olympics. I am definitely in the wrong time line.
She is Flat Out Awesome. Just another reason that Australia has been on my to Go To list since for ever. What a BODY!!!! What a GREAT SMILE TOO!!!!!
im so glad i clicked on this. this is awesome, i only wish i could tell all the people who didnt click to come back and check it out. This girl is pure guy candy. So dang hot, all smiling and shaking, then she kills em all in the race and it’s back to smiles again.. damn. I need a new girlfriend now cuz mine just doesnt seem as hot any more.
at first i thought she was vamping for the camera. then i saw her kickass on the track. she can vamp all she wants. she’s the champion.
OH my….Brilliant.
I think I know where my next vacation is gong to be…. and it aint New Jersey!
She’s got everything. Superb Jennifer
Beautiful and simply the best.
Her personality is what makes her even hotter. She seems to genuinely be having fun! You can’t fake a smile like that. It only comes from somebody who’s good at what they do & they’re about to show you how good they are. Plus,she knows she’s hot! Kudos to her.
ok thanks god for girls like her…i would like to be down under with her for all my whole damn life…
Now we know why their national anthem is entitled “Advance Australia Fair.”
I’m betting you couldn’t find a single Hollywood actress who would stand beside our Aussie hurdler here for a newspaper or magazine photographer. Anyone… everyone will turn fugly in nano-seconds standing next to her. I’m betting and a photo like that in People could ruin careers! And here’s the crux, charm and charisma in this case is working utter magic with some already excellent material. I’m red blooded like everyone else, and the first viewing didn’t have me thinking, “ooh, what a charming dear”. But by a second viewing some of the blood had returned back up into my brain and I noticed a person with killer X factor. Congrats on your win and all of the attention your getting.
Hello Michelle, can I get you something to drink? Something to eat, perhaps? How about an apartment in California?
Dammit, Brandon Stroud. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that song.
This is one the sexiest worm ups ever and one the hottest women athelets and that beautiful smile seals the deal.
she’s all smiles except for from gun to tape