
With a 105-94 win on Tuesday night, Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder struck first against the Miami Heat, who held a double digit lead for the majority of Game 1. Was it Lebron James’ fault? What about Dwyane Wade? Maybe it was Juwan Howard screwing everything up like he did with last Saturday’s locker room dance party? Blame whoever you want, but at least we got a fantastic game out of it.
We’ll be back for another Live Discussion during Game 2 tonight, as I’ll make snarky comments about commercials that annoy me in between yelling at Chris Duhon when he walks into my bar, and maybe even Vince will stop by to mock our love of sports again. And we might have a very special guest stopping by, but he’s a very hard man to keep in touch with, so I can’t reveal the surprise just yet. But if he does show up, you’re all going to lose your minds and I’m actually quite terrified to see the result.
Nice blue balls, eh?
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Between Wade and his up fakes drawing fouls and Lebron driving to the net to take a charge when he doesnt see a jump shot, I’m just a Heat hater for life. I dont like their game, forget there rimless eyeglasses (which also suck)
Ok… I give Lebron a bunch of shit… BUT He played well tonight, that last thing was bullshit though he should have been called for that foul on Durant at the end.
He NEVER gets a charge when he drives to the net either. Durant got called one time when he looked like his feet were set. That was in the fourth too.
I like to think the guy dancing with the cat to the mac and cheese song is the same kid who got into a shoving match with his grandpa over KFC
dude just loves macaronis and cheeses
THIS.
Greg Pikitas prefers peaches.
What if he was the dancing guy, the kid, and the grandpa? TIME MACHINE + CLONING MACHINE
he was probably also the cat – transmogrifyer
Stop, you guys are killing me! Lol
It would explain how he stealthily out maneuvered Burt Maclin-FBI.
LEBRON JAMES JUST ANNOUNCED HE PRACTICES CHRONOMANCY! THAT CAN’T BE LEGAL! DAVID STERN HAS TO SUSPEND HIM UNTIL LEBRON’S TIME MAJIKS CAN BE NULLIFIED!
this is bullshit, the heat haven’t played juwan howard yet. aren’t these little league rules where everyone has to get at least five minutes per game?
“TIM TEBOW WON THIS GAME. ALL HE DOES IS WIN!!!!” — Skip Bayless
Oh God, I’m having flashbacks, damn you WCS.
I anticipate your angst this coming NFL season.
Upcoming Skip Bayless line “Tebow’s efforts on punt protection won this game”
welp, poop
It’s a BS argument everyone knows you go with the biscuits
Greg Pikitas doesn’t tap.
MACANDCHEESE!!!!!
Fuckity fuck fuck.
foul or not they’d never call it in that situation
Game.
balls
faaaaaaarts
damn it!
Can. not. watch
I need a more emphatic phrase than Holy Shit
Shit that has been torn to pieces?
shredded shit?
This is just silly.
Lebrick James
Damnit
Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha
daaaaaamn!
The real question here: how will Skip Bayless declare this game all Tebow’s doing?
easily
Spoelstra “Guys, we want to foul right away!”
At least they made it interesting.
damn
Heats luck seems to be in tonight. Hate to see them get that and the refs on their side.
Wade was doing the Hyundai dance in that replay.
That wasn’t clutch.
Rock of Ages. I know Rockstar. And you sir, are no Rockstar.
Not even the Energies Drank variety!
Malin Akerman seems nice.
Man if the Thunder can take this game you might need to get a broom because the Heat are playing incredible basket ball and still cannot close this out.
When I think NBA finals I think Allen Iverson.
What brilliant strategy is Erik developing now?
“Someone jam Bosh inside the rim so he can block incoming shots”
100-1 James ISO
“Guys this game of Horse isnt fair”
“Hey guys, I know Tanya Harding is hated, but she did end up beating Kerrigan that time!”
where’s your swivel-head, westbrook?
Scott Brooks : Don’t be THAT guy
What he meant was “Westbrook, don’t be THAT guy that shoots instead of Durant”
Enough fucking about, just give KD the fucking ball.
FEED THE HOT HAND!
Ryback Durant
Nice Ryback reference, Lobster Mobster.
Feedhimmoar!
I’d like to see KD vs George Washington and Thomas Jefferson in Rucker Park.
I’m back…for more pudding. Wait, this isn’t the nursing home!
BEEF MOE!
yay expendabliers!
WHO’S READY FOR ANOTHER HEAT COLLAPSE!!!!
Battier is the MVP right now. He’s absurd.
They need to make flopping a foul. He and Wade would lead the league.
Great googley moogley
Holymolymolymoly.
holy guacamole
Cheeks Van Gundy
So Burnsy, who was supposed to be the special guest tonight?
Not saying because I’m getting him for Game 3.
bill walton
Roy Hibbert’s $3,000 doggie?
you’re such a cocktease Burnsy.
I go to the same gym as Bill Walton. After a too close for comfort run-in in the locker room, the NBA really destroys the body!
It’s Doris Burke’s twin brother Dorf.
Is it a Hybrid Marv Albert/Daniel Bryan?
White Chocolate?
Vanilla Ice?
Greg Oden’s Dong? or Pistol Petes corpse?
Is it redundant to say The Heat are going to Britta the 4th quateter?
yes
They really Heat it up in the 4th has a whole new meaning…
“Kevin Durant for President, the president’s brother-in-law is here tonight”, nice transition Jeff.
Battier’s move of choice is the “I’m Not Touching You”
BWAAAAAHHH BWAAAAH BWWAAAAHH BWWAAAHH x 50,000:
Prometheus.
If Inception was pulling a sheep’s tail, what would the Prometheus noise be? I vote for a robotic Owl screech.
I was wondering how you type that scream thing…
I vote Chris Bosh orgasm noise. I’m imagining.
I feel hella gay for typing that now.