Okay, I’m lying. But $1000 is pretty good, right? Stop throwing things at me.

This week’s fantasy baseball game with our friends at FanDuel is pretty straight-forward — it’s only two bucks to play, you can enter up to three teams, and the top teams win money from a $1000 cash pool. If you’re good at this, you’re rich. If you aren’t, you’re me, and you’ll still have fun.

Here’s how to play:

So when you’re done, click on Kate Upton over there (or right here) and sign up to play with them. Us. You know what I’m trying to say.