Kate Upton’s GQ cover is already the stuff of legend, and somehow it keeps getting better. Case in point: ‘The Many Talents Of Kate Upton’, a “bonus” video shot by Richardson where he finds 7 different reasons for Kate to make her boobs move around. It’s a wonderful thing done for awful reasons to a wonderful person by an awful person, or some combination of those words. I can barely type, because it features the pay-off to that wet t-shirt teaser GQ sent over to us last week.
Full video, courtesy of Terry Richardson’s Tumblr, is after the jump because it gets pretty NSFW at the end. If you’re really into not being safe for work, we’ve included Terry’s gif on the moment as a bonus.
And, as promised.
/faints
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Holy hell.
This is exhibit A of why Eli Whitney deserves to be on Mount Rushmore.
Why would the inventor of the cott–oh. +1.
That’s a Comment of the Week right there.
/cotton is a great fabric
//wonders if there are more videos
By God I love me some tasteful photography
Anyone know a good cure for chafing? Because I have been beating it like my cock owed me money since that GQ issue landed in my mailbox.
LULZ, SHES SO FAT THIS VIDEO SHOULD BE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF TUBGIRL.COM FATTY FAT FAT FAT
/oh my God.
I got nothing. I’m spent. Read into that what you will.
“It’s a wonderful thing done for awful reasons to a wonderful person by an awful person”
And I think that it’s so wonderful that eventually I feel awful about it.
I had something intelligent to say but all the blood seems to be rushing from my brkasiaalwenw…….
Goddamnit.
I love you guys, but there is no scenario where I wouldn’t murder you all if it meant I gained Miss Upton for some reason.
Kate Upton: Renaissance woman
Really, how could anyone be attracted to THAT?
*masturbates furiously*
What? No, I don’t find her attractive, but the boss is out of the office.
This just makes me resent Mazzucco even more for dropping filters on her photo in Culo to be even darker and concealing the whole point of me looking at her photo in a book titled “Ass” in Spanish.
im not good enough to masturbate to her.
For the love of all that jiggles will someone PLEASE re-host this? YouTube has taken it down!!!
[www.gq.com]
for those of you who aren’t familiar with this underground upstart site called Google
As a hetero lady, I don’t really feel any tingling in my naughty bits for Miss Upton, but I love her anyway because she seems adorable and fun, like the kind of chick you want to take with you to one of those free outdoor concerts most cities have in the summer.
Lilithfair?
Meh, her jump shot is terrible.
Holy balls.
humina humina humina
My pants suddenly got smaller