
Ugh, I’m so sorry, you guys, but I’m really pissed off so we’re going to talk about politics for just a second. Philadelphia 76ers center Spencer Hawes is 24-years old, attended a highly-regarded prep school, and went to the University of Washington. Because he’s 7-foot-1, he’s been able to play basketball his whole life and he parlayed that into being the 10th player selected in the 2007 NBA Draft.
In his 5th season in the NBA, Hawes averaged 9.6 points per game during the lockout-shortened season, while only actually playing in 37 games due to injury. But despite injury, he still collected more than $4 million in salary from the Sixers. Not counting endorsements, Hawes has earned roughly $13,566,963 during his NBA career, and that’s important to note because he thinks we live in a communist country because the Supreme Court ruled in favor of Obamacare.

It’s ironic that Hawes, a millionaire, is complaining about living in a communist country on Twitter, the greatest example of free speech that has ever existed. A lot of people agreed with Hawes’ chain of Tweets, that he posted while taking time out from his basketball camp for children today. And a lot of people disagreed. On the surface, he came across as just another dude mindlessly spouting anti-government rhetoric without actually justifying his argument. Then he made a joke about a bald eagle crying, and it wasn’t funny. Seriously, it was stupid.
I won’t get into my politics because you don’t care about my politics and I hate politics, so it’s a waste of time. I only bring this whole stupid mess up because we often criticize athletes for staying out of politics, but when they do speak up, we jump all over them for expressing their beliefs. I think Hawes is a hypocritical jerk, but I also respect that he’s willing to be himself.
Above all, though, I think the most important thing to take away from today’s news about socialized health care is this…















BEST FUCKING POST IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET.
Guh, I hate talking about poli-HOLY SHIT SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.
#RAGEBONER
You guys see what I did there? #bewbs
The law does fund preventative mammograms, so … ladies, get to grabbin’.
Sexy Thursday is sexy. Time to go fap.
Time to use that Facebook share button and tell all the armchair constitutional scholars in my feed to look at the pretty gifs and breathe for a second.
Yeah, Ronald Reagan would be so pissed to know that the conservative Chief Justice of the Supreme Court upheld an idea that originated in the conservative Heritage Foundation and was the backbone of Bob Dole’s 1993 conservative alternative to Clinton’s health care plan.
Such a triumph for communism!
Impeach John Roberts.
Great idea. I’m sure if he’s removed, Obama will replace him with someone conservatives really like.
+1
I was going to come in here and give you a tip about some hot chick posting pictures of her tight body to NHL player Joffery Lupul because we need more sexy time on withleather, but, this will do.
Are we sure this isn’t another fake NBA accounts?
Doubt it’s a fake, for this reason:
[twitter.com]
Who would fake a Spencer Hawes account?
Why would anyone follow the real Spencer Hawes on twitter?
What’s a Spencer Hawes?
Am I the only one surprised at the volume of Olivia Wilde’s bewbs?
She’s gorgeous and all, But I was not aware she had those bad boys hidden away..
Spencer Hawes is such a doofus name.
Also, Burnsy, how you gonna do the ladies dirty like that? No gifs of C-Tates twerkin it?
Wrong, wrong, wrong, Burnsy. The kids are totally getting what they paid for (do kids pay for these sorts of camps?). [twitter.com]
I love the San Antonio fan that Tweeted at him.
“I only bring this whole stupid mess up because we often criticize athletes for staying out of politics”
Holy Hell, really? I prefer the percentage of our athletes active in politics to mirror the percentage of involved reality show stars.
In boobs lies the salvation of the Republic!
Yo, Nucca! How do I gets involved in this shyyt again? I gotsta get so fresh, so clean CLEAN!!
Hey Burnsy, when you get a call from my IT department tomorrow, just tell them I’m cool.
I would tell you how pissed you’re gonna be when you realize you’re dead wrong about Obamacare, but you idiot Liberals have yet to acknowledge how dead wrong your were about Obama.
But I’m sure you’ll demand everyone else to help you once you drive off the cliff you were warned about.
Idiots.
Can you at least tell me how to clear up my cre dit issh? I gotsta get clean and out the gutta, maybe even buy a new cama aro.
Can an idiot from the Left explain why an athlete is cheered if they bash a Republican, but called stupid if they bash a Democrat?
because Republicans on the Internet are the types who check every post on a comedy sports blog so they won’t miss their chance to troll about racism and politics at every opportunity
But only long after everyone else has left the thread.