Watching this video is like watching the birth of a beautiful child.
Via D.C. Sports Blog:
As you can see, one zealous Toronto media member in the postgame scrum asked Harper if he’ll be enjoying a “celebratory Canadian beer” after his monstrous home run. Nats PR quickly shut down the question, but not before Harper uttered the phrase that is sure to end up on a T-shirt by noon:
“That’s a clown question, bro.”
I hope you like that phrase. You'll be hearing it a lot.
Because that is absolutely right, here are a few of my favorite #thatsaclownquestionbro tweets from this morning's GET THE JOKES IN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE bonanza. Do you want to read them? That's a clown question, bro.


















So is the Nats team bus now going to be an old VW Beetle?
Can Harper’s new theme just be circus music?
Come to the plate to this or GTFO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9E9wBS72xI
Yes, specifically the one that Homer would hear when he kept thinking about Krusty’s Clown College.
♪dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah – dah-dah-dah-dah♪
Clown College? Pfft. You can’t eat that.
That was totally a clown question.
Additional Clown questions:
“Why so Serious?”
“Who was your favorite wrestler in the early 90s?”