… as it’s not supposed to be all over the Internet already. We get along with the nice folks over at GQ so we’re honoring their request. As an added bonus, they sent over a teaser video asking us to guess which model’s on that cover, and the logistics of that don’t really matter because it’s Kate Upton in a wet t-shirt.
You guys had better deliver on this. You’d better deliver.
(The original post should be back up tomorrow. Just think “Kate Upton and popsicles” if you haven’t seen it already).


if there’s not more to that video then I will personally lead the riot on GQ
I like how the cover still shows up in the thumbnail BUZZING link above the article.
I want to have sex with Kate Upton. That is all.
Wow, me too!
He wants to have sex with you too?
Already saved it to my porn folder, GQ
:p
I mean, oh. I wonder what’s going to happen tomorrow.
If this turns out like it looks like it will (but it won’t), it’s a good thing I already have an appointment with the eye doctor.
Also, fuck you GQ cameraman.