
It’s always fun to watch a sports franchise end decades of irrelevance with a slightly improbable title run, so for no reason other than they’d never won one, it was nice to see the Los Angeles Kings win the Stanley Cup. The problem, though, with any L.A. team winning a title is that, oh sweet merciless lord, the celebrity bandwagon tips over within minutes. Hell, I’m surprised Kourtney Kardashian’s new kid didn’t pop out wearing a Jonathan Quick jersey.
But then there are the celebrities who actually have a vested interest in the Kings’ success, like our beloved Chosen Daughter, Paulina Gretzky. Sure, even if her pops hadn’t ever played for the Kings, I wouldn’t give a crap if she was posting pictures of her snorting coke out of Lord Stanley’s bowl, because I give special people free passes. Either way, Paulina got to party with the Cup this week with a bunch of dude bros, who could be players but I don’t care.
The Stanley Cup has never looked better.

And to show I’m partial to our female readers, here’s David Beckham with the Cup, too.

(Becks via)


Has there ever been an un-instagram-filtered picture taken of Paulina Gretzky? Not complaining, I’m just wondering.
I’m complaining. Sometimes a dude needs HD to figure out who the girl in the top right is.
I don’t think these are Instagramed. I’ve never seen a regular picture of her so I have to assume she has some type of sickness where her skin actually has that filtered color. Girl needs help.
I’ll help her with some fore-checking on her blue line!
* that’s a puck thing, right?
Nice to see Don Draper show up in the first pic.
I’m surprised Beckham could lift the Cup. I figured he’d be crushed due to his spindly, soccerian arms.
That’s why T-Rex is extinct. Cup fell on him.
I knew it!
He’s not even holding it right.
These pics are great, but, the real hockey news story is Jonathan Quick’s drunken multiple F bomb speach infront of 18,000 people in the Staple’s Center during the Kings’ post-parade pep rally.
It was also on live tv!
[www.youtube.com]
I’m sure there’s better audio on Sports sites.
If you look directly behind her ass…is that some dudes face in it? No wonder she’s going “oooooh” facing going….
The Cup shows class by trying to lift her skirt and peek.