Kevin Pritchard may be the new general manager of the Indiana Pacers, but he’ll always be “that dipsh*t who drafted Greg Oden over Kevin Durant” to me. I bring this up because as I was watching Durant absolutely destroy the Miami Heat in the 4th quarter of last night’s NBA Finals Game 1, I could only wonder, “Seriously, how big of a dick does Pritchard feel like?”
It goes without saying that Durant is an absolute god in Oklahoma City, because he’s just f*cking incredible. So it makes sense that a band wrote a song about him. Too bad that song is a parody of “Call Me Maybe”. And it’s too bad that the song includes this lyric:
“I’m so glad we drafted Fish”
I may have actually praised this effort if this ridiculously inept and ignorant line had never been written, but it was so I won’t. Alas, it has been written, recorded, and YouTubed, so it’s a viral sensation now. All I can do is include this GIF to make me forget it…
Music video after the jump, as well as the highlights of Durant going what I believe the kids call HAM.
Do it dirty, KD…
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Not worth watching unless the Harvard baseball team cameos
Also, LOL GREG ODEN!
Did you notice that there was absolutely no rotation on that three he hit?
I don’t listen to the radio, so I have to ask. Is there only one song being played on the radio and it’s being sung by some teenaged Canadian girl that Bieber wanted to sleep with so he made famous? Because I don’t understand why everyone is using that one song.