If you’ve been looking for the worst possible way to celebrate the warrior spirit of your favorite MMA fighter, look no further: eBay user “strong67″ is auctioning off a wooden shard from the telephone pole UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon ‘Bones’ Jones got drunk and drove his Bentley into last month.
From the auction, currently topping out at $36:
Well, I’ve heard people sell & buy crazy things, so I’m going to test that theory now… This is a piece of telephone pole wood that was knocked off when Jon Jones crashed into it w/ his Bentley on the corner of Grand Blvd & Helen St. in Binghamton on May 19th,2012… It measures about 14 inches long & actually has a “crashed smell odor” to it… It is about an inch wide in the middle & then narrows out at the ends… One pic shows the wood piece & the other pic shows the actual pole which is cracked near the bottom & now supported by wood beams… This is a good conversation piece & definitely WAY more interesting than his last fight… Maybe you can get him to sign it someday, but you may need to use it as protection if he throws a flying elbow your way rather than an autograph :o)
If his least favorite thing about fighting is being asked to sign replica belts, I’m sure “would you please sign this garbage I bought on the Internet from that time you almost killed yourself and others” will go over well. Especially if you mention how the debris you paid 10 extra bucks to have safely mailed to you still sorta smells like his f**ked-up car.
If you bid on this and win it, let us know what you do with it. If I won it, I’d fly to Binghamton and glue it back into the telephone pole. I’m not going to bid on it, though, I’m saving my money for strong67′s “authentic bone shard from Arianny Celeste’s boyfriend’s nose” auction.
[h/t to Maggie Hendricks @ Cagewriter]
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That is original wood from Kimo’s cross! It has been blessed by Saint Pierre, his riddum flows through the shard!
Also, I’m kind of sad that it wasn’t Tiki Ghosn that Arianny beat up. He could have gone 0-5 against UFC competition!
Relevant Tiki/Arianny photo that boggles the mind of why she’s with him.
@Lobster Mobster ,uuummmmhh…what could you possibly have over Tiki G.???
Not much right!Thats what I thaught….
You seem delightful! Not really sure what you’re trying to say, but I appreciate the enthusiasm!
As a fellow Binghamton-ian, I applaud this gentleman’s ingenuity and plan on stopping by the light pole later this afternoon to make my own $36.
First of all that ‘crashed smell odor’ is actually creosote and is on all telephone poles and secondly, don’t lie @Armorcladinosaur, you meant to say you are going to stop by to save yourself $36.