ESPN sideline reporter Jenn Brown took batting practice with the South Carolina Gamecocks baseball team at the College World Series recently, and if you’ve never seen the former Florida Gators softball player take a cut, it’s a thing of beauty. Lost Letterman compares her to Ichiro. Not sure I’d go that far, but it’s close. At the very least she looks a lot better swinging a bat than Rachel Nichols would.
She even gives switch-hitting a try, but just like me, she’s better from the left than the right. Unlike me, she hits most of the balls thrown her way, and she never does that thing where she pretends like her wrists are hurting and that’s why she’s not doing well.
If that’s not enough to make you watch the video, here’s the hard sell from South Carolina coach Ray Tanner:
“She’s got a really nice swing; really nice swing. Technique, fluid, and she’s got better wheels than anyone we’ve got,” Tanner said. “She’s a step faster than Tanner English. She’s got nice wheels. Have you ever seen her run?”
Video is after the jump.
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2/10, would not let take batting practice


Ray Tanner, Tanner English, what is this, Full House, everyone is named Tanner!
With that being said, they better have Tanner Boyle on the team.
Of course him saying “She’s got nice wheels”, he means she has a sweet ass.
“Have you seen he wheels? They’re awesome. Wait til she runs, then get a closeup, you won’t be sorry. Where would I bat her? 69th, er, I mean 6th or 9th… as a sort of surprise to the opponents who don’t expect much. Hopefully they’re too busy watching her wheels.”
She spells her name with two Ns, by definition that means she’s evil, psychotic, schizophrenic, or all of the above. She does have nice “wheels” though.
Apparently Jenn Brown’s wheels come with spam.
I’d hit her first too, coach.
She’d do even better with a lighter bat. By which I mean, a small penis. By which I mean, call me.