
There were a lot of heroes at last night’s NBA Draft in New Jersey, from the Boston Bros (BROSTON!) to the Knicks Bros to the ninja-like Heat Bros to this hilarious Brooklyn Nets kid and the awesome finger-wagging Knicks kid. We also got everything we expected, with New York Knicks fans booing everything, including their own draft pick, and David Stern going full WWE heel as the crowd booed him and the Heat mercilessly.
But if I had to pick a favorite thing about the draft, it’s probably the Knicks dude above, wearing an airbrushed tall T with a picture of Skip Bayless on it. He’s either the ultimate Bayless hater or the biggest ESPN fan on the planet. Either way, he proves that people who watch ESPN because they love sports or hate the network’s personalities are legitimately insane. I mean, who the hell makes an airbrushed Skip Bayless shirt?
*goes back to puffy-painting “I Love Samantha Steele” t-shirt*
So what do you think, Knicks kid – is Magic Mike going to be the greatest movie ever?

Aw, shucks.


Man, I wish I could be that crazy.
I don’t know, Knicks kid, Olivia Munn is naked in it for like 2 seconds.
That was a very pleasant surprise. Make that two very pleasant surprises.
Knicks kid gives a heavy on attitude, light on analysis reaction to the news. ESPN just signed him to a 10-year deal.
At ESPN the louder and crappier you do something the higher you rise.