Which Major League Baseball Player Tried To Crash A Porn Star’s Birthday Party?

To celebrate her 24th birthday and status as Penthouse’s June Pet of the Month, Alexis Ford invited more than a dozen of her peers to party with her at With Leather’s unofficial headquarters, Rick’s Cabaret, in New York City. You may know Ford from her work in such adult classics as This Ain’t Jaws XXX, Cheerleaders Academy 1 and 2, Women Seeking Women 55, Captive Costume Queens and, of course, Brave Businesswomen’s Bondage Peril. I own two copies of that last one.

And while Ford apparently forgot to send a couple of invites to us, her party was ultimately the place to be, as evidenced by a little birdie telling us that one professional baseball player was quite adamant about meeting the star of Squirt Girl.

Elise added, "There was a famous baseball player who started the night in the Champagne Lounge on Rick's Cabaret's first floor, and he heard about the party upstairs and asked if he could meet Ms. Ford. When he met her he gave her a loving bear hug and whispered something into her ear that made her smile."

We asked Rick's Cabaret New York spokesman Lonnie Hanover to identify the baseball player, but he declined, saying "We respect everyone's privacy at Rick's Cabaret." (Our research shows that the Tampa Bay Rays were in town against the Yankees.)

"Rick's Cabaret Girl Alundra purred, "I got to give the birthday girl a dance and it was a thrill. Alexis Ford is so sexy. I wanted to rip her clothes off."

I just remembered that I forgot to get my morning coffee, but I’ll have to wait a few minutes for that now. In the meantime, we can play my favorite new game: “Which Baseball Player Snuck Into Alexis Ford’s Birthday Party?”

I think the inclusion of the information about the Tampa Bay Rays is meant to mislead us. For starters, Evan Longoria is clearly the first bro-dude we’d all think of crashing porn star parties at strip clubs, but 1) he’s injured and 2) he already has his hands full with Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson. But maybe that’s all just a clever smokescreen. Maybe it’s just a way to convince us that it’s not actually Joba Chamberlain. Quit playing mind games, inside tipsters!

I’m just going to assume it was Rays second baseman Will Rhymes and that’s why he was so seemingly sleepy when he was hit by a pitch last night.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering what a porn star birthday party looks like, well, here’s the PG-13 version.