I have this theory that Michael Jordan sincerely believes in his head that he is still 32-years old. That would explain why he parties with his sons, who are in college, and recently married his longtime girlfriend and model Yvette Prieto, who is fittingly 32. But it’s also the only thing that can explain why he’s so damn bipolar with his fashion sense.
I don’t want to suggest that Jordan always dresses like he lost a bet – which isn’t completely out of the realm of possibility – because he does have his moments of dapperness. But there is just so much photographic evidence to the contrary that it makes perfect sense that someone created a site devoted to Jordan’s lacking fashion sense.
“What the F*ck is Mike Wearing?” bluntly calls out the NBA’s greatest player of all-time and possibly worst owner of the last 10 years for his terrible style choices, and I’ve included some of their best/worst choices after the jump, as well as some of my own picks.
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Steve Harvey approves of that banner pic.
Nailed IT!!
Maybe after Alicia Fox gets GTG out of his “1998 Broklyn clothes,” she can go help his Airness get a makeover. . .Yes, I saw 5 minutes of NXT last night.
Pic 7 has got to be the worst one of those pics, with 16 a close second.
This is the guy that tried to bring back the Hitler mustache…perhaps the bar should be set lower when evaluating his clothes?
I still fully believe that Jordan lost a bet to Oakley on the golf course and the punishment was the Hitler stache.
I’m totally rock like, 7 of those outfits. And I’m white.
I can easily see a caption on #9.
Something along the lines of: “Fashion Sense!? Who let you in here? You know I don’t like you, NOW GET OUT!!!”
Seriously. It’s the perfect dinner jacket for when your dinner is eating beans out of a tin can.
He must have left his bindle stick at coat-check.
I’d swear that was Darryl Dawkins in #9.
The tumblr hasn’t been updated in months. You pretty much posted every picture on it.
Okay. And some of us would’ve never known it existed until WL posted this. Thee Innernette is big, sharing is allowed.
I actually didn’t look at the dates of their postings, but I have this insane theory about random sites that I stumble across while trying to find entertaining new posts during the day – maybe if I find a site that’s stagnant, and it’s something that I’ve never seen before (which means it’s probably something that at least half of our readers have never seen before, since I spend all day looking for new sites and interesting content) I can drum up some interest and get the person who runs that site to start posting again. As for posting pretty much every pic on the site, I posted 8 from that site and found 7 others specifically so I wasn’t posting every picture from that site. But hey, it’s your day that I ruined, so please accept my apology.
Yikes. I was taking out my anger on the tumblr. Not so much this site.
You’d think a rich guy like that could afford some new jeans. Or at least a cool iron-on patch.
What the fuck is Michael Jordan wearing? Whatever he wants.
ohhh snap!!! on the last pic..
Some say the cumber is better pickled. What? Huh?
He must get fashion advice from Ufford.
Michael Jordan is an irrelevant fuck. Who cares what he’s wearing.