
New York Mets: Lady GaGa, Snooki, The Situation (go ahead and start naming the countless others that can be included here)
New York Yankees: Justin Bieber, Donald Trump (ditto, and I expect all of the Boston fans I missed, too)
Atlanta Braves: Justin Bieber (we haven’t scratched the surface yet)
Florida Marlins: Scott Stapp
Tampa Bay Rays: Bret Michaels, John Cena


Gonna throw MC Hammer’s name into the ring for the Oakland A’s.
Charlie O’s former inside man, MC Hammer?
Hard to find someone I respect in all that, so my hat is off to you. (And no, my hat has no logo on it.) Billy Bob comes closest, Cena with the almost-honorable mention.
Can we please get some love for the Toronto Blue Jays? Or do i have to do all the work here?!?
Depends – can you post every screen cap of people forgetting the hotel glass isn’t see-through?
When did Khloe turn into Chyna?
Birth?
Don’t forget the Wahlbergs for the Red Sox.
/Kills Self
They’re more celtics fans than anything else. And I’m glad to have them on my side.
And Dennis Leary
/Kills self again
At least Learys an actual sox fan. I’d rather have him than affleck
Bieber – Just give me all the baseball hats you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of baseball hats.” What I said was, “Give me all the baseball hats you have”. Do you understand?
I’m pretty sure that Drake is a Jays fan; I’m not hip enough to know whether that’s embarrassing or not.
It is.
DRAKE! God, I was trying to remember the obnoxious Jays fan not named Bieber.
Oof the Dodgers really got killed on here…but I guess that’s expected. Did anyone mention Hulkamania for Tampa Bay?
As a Dodgers fan, I solemnly vow to nail these people with a Dodger Dog if I get within throwing distance.
Memorial Day is $1 Dodger Dog day, if you need some cheap ammo.
YES!YES!YES!
@Alopezb5
I thought it was more your fan’s style to jump people in the parking lot and give them brain damage.
IT IS! :D
But what are the odds that I’ll bump into them in the parking lot?
Much like with the cool fans listing, Atlanta has no real fans to speak of, just rappers that wear the hat because it’s where they are from and nobody makes area code hats.
Maybe like, Jeff Foxworthy might be a fan, I have no idea? The times I’ve gone to Braves games, I see just a random collection of jerseys (Playing the Cubs? Of course there’s a bunch of Padres, Pirates, and Mariners jerseys!)
doesn’t help that the best team in the area is the montgomery biscuits and their awesome food mascot
yes, this is really just an excuse to post a picture of this buttery monster
They shoot biscuits into the stands with an airgun. It’s awesome.
I was not aware of that. I should go to a game.
I realize Ohio is a flyover state, but you really felt the need to leave off Nick Lachey as a Reds fan, eh? In spite of actually being knowledgeable about both football and baseball and being passionate about the Reds, Bengals, and UC, Lachey was still in a boy band (and isn’t Justin Timberlake).
Also for the Cardinals – Gretchen Wilson
Double embarrassing; Matthew Modine & the WNBA.
+1 for the Kim Kardashian pic. She’s SO talented.
Shit, I didn’t think of it from this perspective, but Kris Humphries (wow, never had to spell that before and had to check it was right…even a douchey name) is probably a fan of Minnesota sports.
While Rob Schneider is a D-bag, he is at least a diehard Giants fan.
I did a search for celebrity Milwaukee Brewers fans, and the only name it gave was Bubba the Love Sponge. But then an article on his website taken from MLB.com has this to say:
“Talk-show host Bubba the Love Sponge, who has shows on both Sirius satellite radio and Cox Radio, has been a die-hard Rays fan from the start and has developed friendships with several players, many of whom listen to his show regularly. The show plays a song titled “Tampa Bay’s on Fire,” a takeoff of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Bubba, a native of Indiana, has been a baseball fan all his life, rooting mainly for the Brewers while also paying attention to the day-to-day occurrences of the Cubs. He remembers watching Henry Aaron play in person at old Milwaukee County Stadium, a privilege that he still gushes about today.”
So he’s all yours now, Rays fans.
Could be worse?
I’ll show myself out *puts noose around neck, kicks chair*
Not baseball, but sighted at last night’s Rangers/Devils game:
Kate Upton
Vince Vaughn
Matt Lauer
Dennis Miller
James Lipton
Really not sure which category a few of those fall into.
Wait…is Bieber wearing a Rangers jacket with a Giants helmet?
The fuck is wrong with this kid?
Nobody has ever told him “no” from what I can tell.
How’d you leave off Obama as a White Sox “fan”.
Can’t we get Julia Stiles instead of Snooki as the Met fan? Please? And also Edward Norton is an O’s fan. That would be better than the blank spot.
Jeremy Piven is embarrassing? And one of the comments mentions Vince Vaughn? These are 2 of the coolest people on the planet.