Worst: Hard Camera Finishes
Miz finally defeating the juggernaut that is Santino Marella and his aggressive Manger Baby was the right call, but I continue to hate how Miz can’t just full nelson a guy and Skullcrushingly Finale him, he has to hook in the full nelson, turn around so he’s facing the hard camera, THEN do it. He never locks his hands, either, so he just kinda hooks his arms around a guy and gingerly moves them around, and literally anyone with cognizance could take a step to the left and escape it without incident. I don’t know, it bugs me that you have a full nelson as the linchpin of your move and you can’t wrestle snugly enough to do a f**king full nelson.
I notice that John Cena does this too, where he picks up a guy in the Attitude Adjustment and uses ALL OF HIS STREEEENGTH except for the additional strength he uses to walk to the middle of the ring, turn around, grimace at the camera and do his move. I’m sure everyone does it (I can’t remember Daniel Bryan ever kicking someone in the head without their back to the camera) and if I could have Steve Keirn or whoever’s job the first thing I’d do is make everyone at FCW play Fire Pro and teach them that the wrestling ring has four sides and should be a dynamic f**king place of action.
The second thing I’d do is ask out Raquel Diaz, because sh*t, it’s worth a shot.
Best: Layla Is The New Ryback
This should be Layla’s entire Divas Championship run … she should be smart enough to do the things nobody else has thought to do.
At Extreme Rules, she foiled Team Magic by just beating up the fresh Bella, because God, they’re the Bella Twins, it’s not like Nikki Bella rolled out and Kenta Kobashi rolled in. You can just neckbreaker her and she dies like the first one. So yeah, she gets put into a triple threat match with two Bellas on Monday, so instead of being all John Cena about it and looking concerned as she squats in the corner she does what anybody who watches wrestling would try: she dropkicks one Bella into the other, then goes straight for that roll-up nobody can escape. She wins in 10 seconds. Divas don’t kick out and she is a SUPER GENIUS.
This proves scientifically that two is not greater than you.
Worst: Goodbye Forever, Sweet Bellas Twin
Shortly after this match, the Bella Twins got into a verbal catfight of sorts with Important Sexy Librarian Eve Torres and were fired. Hilariously, WWE.com broke the story and said they’d have “more details as the story developed”, because WWE has no connection to WWE.com and those dot com jerks just have to watch Raw and guess like everyone else.
Anyway, this ends the Bella Twins in WWE, which ends any hope of Kharma coming back and longterm booking the sh*t out of them as revenge for them calling her and her baby a bunch of bad names. Not to be insensitive about it, but how great would that storyline be now that Kharma’s baby didn’t survive? This saddened, wronged woman comes back to her job and sees the two people who directly addressed the baby in a hateful way during its lifetime … that is reason for f**king violence isn’t it? She should’ve shown up and jabbed them in the eyes with spikes until they crawled away bleeding like Joey Mercury’s ladder arseface and were never seen again. Instead, they lose a 10 second match and Eve fires them for being mouthy.
I always enjoyed the Bella Twins, at least moreso than I enjoyed the mayo on whitebread ladies who were lined up to face them. Who will wrestle tag matches against Kelly Kelly and Kelly Kelly’s friend? Who will walk up and be all OOH YOU’RE THE THIRD GUY FROM HOT TUB TIME MACHINE when the third guy from Hot Tub Time Machine hosts and needs to look like a desirable movie star? Who will wear Reynolds Wrap bathing suits that make their crotches look like baked potatoes? This is sadder than you’re realizing.
I wish Nikki Bella the best in her career, and if that fails, I wish Brie the best in finishing Nikki’s career.
Best: Chris Jericho Selling A Mid-Air Chop
JeriShow explodes!
If Chris Jericho wants to make a legitimate point about how he’s being disrespected by WWE’s important people, he should bring up the fact that he had to wrestle The Big Show and Daniel Bryan got to beat a 78-year old in a homemade playing-card-themed Affliction shirt. Randy Orton got to face Jack Swagger, who hasn’t had a match longer than 4 minutes since 2006, and Jericho has to face a 7-foot tall 500-pound guy who just lost his title by accident and responded by throwing a Jericho-sized guy to his death. That’s a much more cromulent argument than “we have similar nicknames and I’m mad about it”.
Worst: Cody Rhodes Not Continuing The Big Show Thing
Before WrestleMania, Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes repeatedly harassed The Big Show by interrupting his matches with embarrassing video packages. When Show won at Mania, he started interrupting Cody’s matches the same way. Cody got the IC title back at Extreme Rules, and he totally should’ve started interrupting Show’s matches with footage of Show being fat and dumb and accidentally stepping on things. This should continue on an infinite loop until it drives them mad and they do a Gandalf/Balrog thing three ages from now at WWE Nameless Terror.
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First. I’m that guy now…
B, you forgot to change the “Please enjoy…” line. Who edits this shit anyway?
No I didn’t! /shifty eyes
Bork chang’d H’s arm
broke 1 man arm
Also Kofi kind of looks like Andre from community but with dreads and a goatee. Any chance they could put him in some Cosby sweaters? I’d mark for that
Maybe its just his stern look in the gif but still a coogi sweater and boys 2 men backup dancers would do wonders
Since when did Malcom Jamal “Fuckin’” Warner JUST become Andre From Community? Show some respect for Theo Huxtable!
Also, yes. He should wear Cosby Sweaters. Preferrably as in-ring gear so we can never see his weird pecs.
No you’re right, I just didn’t feel like typing out MJW’s full name. In retrospect it was a mistake and I appologize
To be fair, Andre from community is basically Theo after a name change.
I like the alternate universe where Theo went to prison, changed his name to Andre Bennett and ended up at Greendale somehow
I have a similar theory about Ron Swanson: He tried to save some wolves (season 2 of West Wing, I think) and it didn’t work so he became disillusioned and turned into a libertarian. To be fair, he’s the first libertarian who’s not a total WASP-y asshole, so I don’t mind too much.
Damn it, B, now that you brought up the Pappy O’Daniel Flour Hour, I just want to see guys get hit with hats and get called dumb sumbitches. Maybe that can be something Swaggs can do? Put him in a white suit and have him say hells bells a lot.
Perhaps Brodus and Swoggle could morph gimmicks into Big John and his stubby KKK friend (w/broom).
And look like a bunch of Big Johnny-come-lately’s!? Bring in our own leprechaun. Don’t matta how stumpy!
+1
I quote that Johnny-Come-Lately line as often as possible.
Though it should be noted that he says “braggin’ on our own midget.”
Did you hear Dan’l Bryan’s the new number one contender to the WWE title? Whole damn crowd went apey!
My Ryback comment didn’t make the Top 10. I am disappoint.
I thought it was a shoe-in, oh well :(
That Faust reference was one of the better one’s you’ve had in awhile.
Also, why is it so fun to place pluralization on a word where it doesn’t belong grammatically (in this case Bellas Twin)? Mr. SSS does this… It should be RsBI. Not RBIs.
Please, anything but Bleacher Report and their lists of “Why John Cena Must Defeat Everyone in 2012″.
I actually read some Bleacher Report today and holy shit is everything they think and believe the complete opposite of what the With Leather Group Think is.
BLOLcher Report.
Also the Netcop.
BR suffers from too-many-cooks-in-the-kitchen syndrome.
They are Bizarro With Leather.
Sans Naugahyde?
The more I think about it, the more ridiculous I find Brock’s kimura from guard. He’d never work off his back. Let the man snap limbs from side control, plus, that way, he could transition to a Philmura (Which might just be a hammerlock).
Thank you. Working it from the back is stupid.
I can buy Punk or Bryan or fuck, even Eve doing a kimura from guard, since jiu-jitsu, but not for that beast.
Frank Mir agrees.
Ya know, if THESTINGER was an evil general manager of a wrestling company THESTINGER would book all of THESTINGER’s enemies into fights with each other thereby guaranteeing that one of them would be injured or at least lose.
Seriously. It’s been long-since established that whatever ridiculous match is created by Generic WWE On-Screen Authority Figure (TM registered the day after Montreal) absolutely MUST be carried out. See Kane vs. Eve. So if Johnny Ace hates Cena for unspoken reasons, why not just book him in, like, a First Blood Tuxedo Texas Death Exploding Barbed Wire Handicap match against Brodus Clay/Ryback/Lord Tensai/Big Daddy V on Superstars every week?
Exactly. I’d go even more psychological than that and just book Cena against Ryder / Kofi / R-Truth (I guess?) / and his FCW friends in hardcore matches until Cena devolves into alcoholism and kills himself. Oh, and I’m sure I’d have a beef with all of those guys (since I’m an evil GM and all) so their bloodied corpses would also be a benefit.
Hole on a minnet, playas! This match will now be changed to a “Chop off John Cena’s Hand Match!” First man to chop off one of John Cena’s hands wins the match!
*John Cena is clearly torn between keeping his hands and overcoming the odds by winning the match in record time*
“Not chopping off my own hand…that would be giving up. And John Cena NEVER gives UP, not for THESE FANS, who LOVE ME or HATE ME, no matter how many HANDS there may be on my…HAND.”
These fans PAID their HARD EARNED MONEY to see me and if they want to BOO me as I use a motorized Thanksgiving turkey cutter to CHOP MY OWN HAND OFF then that is their RIGHT because they are the FANS and they are who I am here to MAKE HAPPY.
Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!
Replace ‘John Laurinitis’ with ‘President Obama’ and ‘babyfaces’ with ‘America’ in the list of every thing they think the WWE Universe would hate most, and you’ve got a Tea Party manifesto.
I’m very much love-hate-love with Tensai (great to see I’m not the only Pitt alum to use the green mist in adverse situations), but can someone show him tape of himself doing that weird-ass crab walk thing in the ring? He even did a crab walk 180 to face the hard camera for no apparent reason. I know you’re a ninja now and everything, but Cena’s down, no one’s about to hit you. Walk like a normal person and revel in a job well done.
If Lord Tensai walked like a normal person then how would we know he’s been to Japan?
If Lord Tensai walked like a normal person then how would we know he’s been to Japan?
*Slow Clap*
I’m surprised you didn’t give a Best to the Chikara-esque kicking of Lil Jimmy in that tag match, causing R-Truth to flip out and wail on whichever ‘O was in the ring.
Also, I don’t think anyone in the WWE has ever seen a broken limb. You certianly don’t hear it from 30 feet away with headphones on, and you ABSOLUTELY DON’T GRAB IT. Everyone in the ring had a hand on H’s arm like they were going to win it as a prize if they touched it the longest. The last time a dude broke his arm at a wrestling show i was on, i accidentally gingerly touched it while visiting him in the hospital and he cussed me.
Just to pull back the curtain, i “broke” my girlfriend’s arm with a kimura in the same way that brock broke h’s. I might have ruined her watching wrestling with me forever.
I don’t know, I’ve seen a fair amount of dudes get their limbs snapped and be totally nonchalant about it, even when there’s contact.
Plus, it just shows how tought and gritty and awesome HHH is for not weeping in pain when everyone’s pawing at his mangled flipper.
So Brandon – we can expect mark photos with Brie and/or Nikki Bella at WhateverCon 2012, yes?
yes absolutely
Can you point incredulously at their camels toe when you do?
You might not want to make a fist in those pictures, B.
I am:
1. A man
2. A person of color
3. Someone who is handsome but doesn’t rub it in people’s faces
4. Someone who is mean to babyfaces
5. Someone who would love to stand near John Laurinaitis in the curtains and posters room
6. A person who will soon be wearing glasses, which means I’m smart, which means I think I’m better than you
Does this mean I’m a heel?
Depends on how much dancing you do.
Only in that it means you’re obviously Otunga incognito.
Who is Abraham Washington?
Do you beat up people of color? Because that’s the fastest way to being a face. If you don’t beat up minorities, you are a heel.
Lobster Mobster – I do a mean Robot.
seancollierpgh – I wish!
Jack Attack – He’s one of the coolest guys in the lands.
RonSwanson – Not lately…guess I’m a #heel!
As a redheaded Jewish guy who is also an honorary Boricua, what does that make me?
If you do no dancing, then heel. If you do moderate to a lot of dancing. But be careful, if you do too much dancing, you will be ‘cocky’, and thus, heel.
Jose Lothario?
That second sentence should read “If you do a moderate to a lot of dancing, then face”
Typing is hard with these damn claws gripping this damn Thompson…myah, see.
/crustacean g robinson
But are you an Important Sexy Librarian?
Coconut Drank is a face gimmick.
BookSavvy – No, isn’t that your gimmick :)
Philip Rosenbaum – I just pictured myself spraying Johnny and Lord Tensai with a truck FULL OF DRANK!
(JR – HEY NOW, JOHNNY ACE IS A ROCKSTAR! [BROKEN IN HALF!])
Kofi is totally thinking “Not cool, Zeus, not cool” in that gif.
Something I don’t understand, especially in something like a Beat the Clock match, is why Santino doesn’t come to the ring pre-cobraed, and why the hell aren’t all of Show’s punches Weapons of Massed Destrucity?
This is why a punch is the most retarded differently abled finisher ever. Because really, why wouldn’t all of his punches anywhere be WMDs? Wouldn’t that mean he could roll out a Goldberg Streak without the actual effort of tackling and suplex-slamming his opponents? Because all he does anyway is punch and headbutt.
also, damn strikethrough tag didn’t work.
Also, guys, I’m going to enjoy talking to you for the next week because I’ve just realized that when the battle lines are drawn between AMERICAN FUCKING DRAGON and homeless asshole Punk that there will be blood.
Seriously, if you cheer for Punk over DBry you are dead to me.
Do we really have to choose? Can’t we just root for the best match ever? I don’t really care who wins, because I know both will make each other look good coming out of it.
Yes, you do have to choose.
CHOOSE WISELY
I guess being dead to you feels pretty good then.
CM PUNK, WHO’S WITH ME.
Punk hasn’t been emotionally abusing his super pretty ex-girlfriend the last couple of months. The choice is obviously Punk.
I cheer neither man, for their bizarre lifestyle choices are alien to me, for I consume demon alcohol and devil beast-flesh.
I give really kick ass Hanukkah gifs, so you don’t want to be dead to me.
But seriously, cheering is irrelevant. I’m cheering for the best feud and best match ever. Dragon and Punk are my heroes, and I can’t wait for this.
Punk and DBry smiling while they talk shit to each other is quite literally the Best Ever. Wrestling is over, we can all go home after their match.
My hero is Eugene Victor Debs and I still think I’d cheer for Daniel Bryan to give him a fucking missile drop kick.
Nevermind; that sentence from Stinger is the Best Ever.
I’d cheer Daniel Byran to dropkick Neil deGrasse Tyson, but that’s because it would create a super massive black hole shaped like mouth that singing “You CAN Always Get What You Want”.
@Jack Attack; I would pay good money to hear NDT deliver a promo in a WWE ring.
If only to see him use a protractor to maximize his submission moves. WWE needs to be more like Earthbound is what I’m trying to say.
Since we are all listing are heroes fighting Daniel Bryan, let me do some fantasy booking – ZOIDBERG VS AMERICAN DRAGON @ SUMMERSLAM
I mean “our” heroes.
Team Daniel Bryan, obvs
I would say punk, but after he went from saying “I hate all the backstage politics!” too “Let me do play by play in your blazer, HHH!” he has lost all mojo.
my boy dbry right here is the new YES! of the YES-LESS! in WWE. YES! YES! YES!
I am going to have to go with
The YES! there is.
The YES! there was.
And the YES! there ever will be, Mah Boy DBry right thurr!
@Keith: That’s going to be the shit: where those two will nonchalantly insult each other where it will delve into a Michael Palin/John Cleese sketch from Monty Python. By god, it will be so awesome.
I’m with Team YES!. Punk has already shown Vince that he can take the ball and run with it. Now its time for Bryan to show Vince that there’s a damned good reason why the fans cheered the guy that was squashed at WrestleMania.
If this means my yearlong cm/d-bry comment from last night comes true, all is right in the world.
Team Yes in the World
Considering I am now a proud owner of a Daniel Bryan “YES!” shirt, my first wrestling t-shirt since a “Finally the Rock has come back to Hartford CT” Shirt from when i was 10, I think I have to be on team bryan.
Punk, obviously. Who else would the Second City Saint back?
I mean, other than Luke Gallows and Serena Deeb, of course.
It’s sidin’ against THESTINGER time!
I would love to see a Debs vs. Bryan match. I would assume Bryan would win after interference by President Wilson and his gang of ruffians, the 1919 US Supreme Court.
I said D-bry earlier, but
/mark
CM Punk should win as he is better in the ring
John Laurinaitis needs to start using “I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS” as his catchphrase.
Not as good as driving a Trish Stratus AMIRITE?!?!11
+1 Ron.Just all the +1 a man/bear avatar can give. (To reiterate: +1)
He seems more like the Biden type to use public transportation. That way he can interact with People so as to better give them Power. Though I will admit “I ride the train!” or “I take the bus!” isn’t as good a catchphrase.
You win again, Swanson!
Is anyone else starting to think that Little Jimmy is actually Evan Bourne?
We need more Bork license plates in the gift shop. I repeat we are sold out of Bork license plates.
+1
“Swagger has super secret charisma, he’s got the size you desperately want in a young WWE guy and he’s got Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler as monster heat machines by his side. Give him a new look to match his Ken Cosgrove hair and give him a purpose.”
Swagger should secretly write science fiction? I’m in.
Only if he also comes to the ring as Dave Algonquin.
Right now, when you search for Laurinaitis on Google, Big Johnny is 3rd, after James, the linebacker for the Rams, and Road Warrior Animal. After this summer, how far does he rise? Or does he stay at 3?
If the Rams continue to suck, Johnny Ace overtakes Little Animal by the new year.
I was a little surprised that James was ahead of his dad.
I hope I’m not the only one that thinks Tensai looks like a member of The Ginyu Force…
After watching face Layla I’m convinced that Eve wasn’t the problem. The problem is the generic personality that seems to literally possess every Diva the second they become top face. I’m sure there are a few exceptions, but beyond appearance and a couple of signature moves, Layla, Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, and Eve Torrez have all had eerily similar mannerisms over the past few years. It’s actually getting a little creepy.
Good write up as always Brandon, I am glad you are able to go through the show again. As I watched the episode conclude it was just fun to watch Cena get his but kicked and to watch Laurinaitis hands get dirty. However, you are correct none of it makes sense. The only real motivation I see for the Laurinaitis might be using Cena as a HHH surrogate.
It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside to see Kofi Kingston with two bests. Sure, they were halfhearted, but it doesn’t matter, it was still two bests!
QOTC:
“The best theory I can come up with is that he brought his bag to Raw, and his bag is just 1) shoes 2) jorts 3) t-shirt 4) hat 5) 8 wristbands 6) kneepads, and he’d taken everything out already and didn’t just wanna leave a duffel bag with some f**king kneepads in it lying around in the locker room. Randy Orton’s at the show, after all.”
Alternate team name for Kofi and Truth “Jamaican Me Crazy”
Copyright 2008 Mike Adamle
THAT’S BRILLIANT!!!!!
Everyone please tweet Kofi & Truth that team name suggestion ASAP!
First things first, where can I sign up to be on the rotating list of women Austin Aries sleeps w/? He’s like hot sex on a frakking plate. Also, I fell out when you described Triple H giving birth. I might have to keep that toughness in mind when I go into labor. BTW, before we knew what we were having I was TOTALLY thinking Cody for a little boy. :-D
Guys under 5’6″ are exempt from hot sex. They’re like tepid sex.
He’s 5’8″, so, he still counts for hot sex. XD
I’ll believe that when I see him in person. Since he’s shorter than Daniel Bryan (saw a picture of them together), I seriously doubt he’s more than 5’5″.
If Austin Aries is 5’8″, I’m 6’8″
You can always go with “Codette”, Stephanie Carlson. Can I call you Steph?
I’m going to call you Steph.
Codianne? Rhodella?
Yep, Steph works! And I don’t care HOW tall A Double is, I’d wreck him 12 ways to Sunday. And maybe something like Codyanne? Wonder if I could talk the hubby into that?
MrsTHESTINGER & I are plotting to sew that boy a new cape.
Santino’s Ruthless Aggression Manger Baby +1
1. I’m semi internet famous, YES!.
2. I loved the my eyes are up here comment, I see Big Johnny as less of a Vince sexual deviant and more of just kind of that creepy boss.
Laurinitis is doing exactly what got HHH fired. Teddy is gonna be the GM of both shows in a couple months. Or Mick Foley will be and they’ll bring in Ambrose to feud with him..
Teddy got handjobs from his employee for, like, 16 months.
Eve, stop stealing my gimmick! >=(
Gimmick infringement!
Wow. I can sincerely say that getting one of my comments into the Top Ten of a B/W is one of the coolest ‘Net experiences I’ve had.
Whya r some fo the images not loading for me? I only ask because this might be the last chance I see Rosa Mendes for a long time. *sadface*
No Rosa gif this week. No one requested it. I’ll have my tumblr updated tomorrow, though.
I am currently shifting through 200 teen poetry entries so this B&W has been most appriciated and enjoyed.
How did my Jedi hobbit haiku do???????
Jedi like the light
Swing light sabers with much might
Refrigerator
~FIN~
@THESTINGER Jedi Hobbit always wins all of the things
@Alopezb5 I give Jedi Haiku a close runner up. Needs moar hobbitz ;)
Also, I thought it was a big no-no for any two lines of haiku to rhyme.
Sir, I know HHH was on screen and that drives you into a furious rage of anger and pain, but hating happy children dancing and wondering what it would be like if Kharma’s baby died in terms of wrestling promotion… it just seemed a little unusually harsh this B&W. Everything okay? I promise the bad man won’t crotch chop you, this is a safe place.
Could Edge be a GM?
He’s got the hair for it.
I would rather see the return of the anonymous GM
Why wasn’t the ref in the B/W. Botching a wrestling move is understandable. But screwing up counting to 10? How many times do you see a countout knock an episode of RAW off the rails?
I snorted at WWE Nameless Terror.
I think next time I cut my hair for Locks of Love I’ll send it to Brock so he can have a ponytail for any future talks about THIS BUSINESS. Ponytail with crewcut = Inappropriate Rattail Theater!
Great job Brandon and thanks again for giving us a place to discuss the finer points of Lord Hentai and his Tentacle.
Bjork Lesnar
The line about Poochie and Lawler is brilliant. Also, call the tag team P, E, and RM to make it easier for you (just a suggestion).
Holy shit. I thought I was the only one that’s heard of “Destinos”
Raquel Rodriguez es una abogada de Los Angeles.
Muy bien, Señor Stroud.
Low Ki’s play some DDR and turn in early.
No way. Low Ki is way too serious to play a trifling game like DDR. He’s TOO BUSY TAKING HIS PROFESSION BACK, BRANDON. GRRRRR.
Low Ki is too busy watching Edson Barboza kick and wishing he could do it half as good.
This is the The Best, Best and Worst I’ve read. Kudos sir, I am in tears.
Team name for Primo and Epico and Rosa Mendes? Simple: PERM.
So yeah fantastic RAW, the shows have been soo good after pay per views lately. I find it great that Johnny finally got the Tag-Team Belts off of Epico and Primo, I was worried that without Teddy the tag belts would be ignored and Johnny Ace pulled through
I got into the top ten! But Brandon listed me as “mashmouthFan420,” which makes my user name seem sincere.
Also,
HHH: “I came here to officially inform you that my company is not legally bound to uphold your contract due to oversight AND chew bubble gum, and I’M ALL OUT OF CHEWING GUM!!!”
Two black guys who are quite good but doesn’t have no direction whatsoever?
Make a tag team and give them the Tag team championships, the titles which doesn’t matter anymore but also doesn’t make us look racist. Mark Henry’s black, we gave him title, made him monster heel and then get brogue kicked by Sheamus every other day.
WWE is the KKK of entertainment. Next thing you know Kerwin White (the mexican dude who’s related to Eddie Guerrero but is somehow white) is back and smashing people in the head with Golf sticks.
oh and btw you’re the funniest wrestling fan on the internet sir. (im joint first or close second or 23rd, whichever you prefer). You deserve a golden cookie.
JTG’s secret weapon? That 25% of his pants, but he didn’t bring it.
IDK, man. Maybe Cena represents McMahon’s poster boy, and Big Johnny wants Lesner to be poster boy. Or Tensei… Whoever is cleared by WWE Legal.
“WWE Legal”, only on USA.
Great article as per usual and a great uplift for one shitty week for me.
My father passed away Sunday night and everything has been real crazy lately, the first real free moment I had I jumped on here just for the comments and I have to say thank you to all you crazy bastards for the laughs. And of all weeks to have a YES! badge, gurrr. Ah well dems the breaks I guess.
All the +Rhodes as usual.
Side-question: would a Ziggler-pink YES YES YES shirt break the internet?
Also, can Ziggler Pink become a Crayola color?
*pours some beer on the ground* This is for Brie and Nikki. You two were gone too soon. I hope this is just kayfabe and they’ll come back as faces by Summerslam.
I’d love to see Layla become the Goldberg of the Women’s division with Kharma as the monster Heel. Eve also looks amazing in sexy administrative clothing.
Here’s Kate Upton’s response to Daniel Bryan facing CM Punk at Over the Limit:
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Shit! the .gif didn’t work! How does one post .gifs in Uproxx?
You either have fancy picture/gif and video privileges, like myself, in which case you have a pencil, a camera, and a youtube in the upper right corner of your comment window. If you don’t, then you gotta post a link and wait for it to get moderated into existence. or i guess use a proxy and send the gifs/pics/vids to fancy commenters like myself and have them post it?
like so!
naomi > cameron? get out of here.
I keep trying to comment but Kate Upton is distracting me.
You’re my favorite WLSLTIFOT*
With Leather Sexy Librarian That I Follow On Twitter
Has anyone talked about the Smackdown spoilers for tomorrow? D-Bry lost to Sheamus in a rematch of Extreme Rules…. Right after becoming the #1 Contender for the WWE title? Are you kidding me!?
The best comment was someone suggesting they should set up D-Bry to be in both championship matches, and then win both of them. Then combine the belts and get rid of the spinner thing, and go back to both shows working together.
I WISH!
It would definitely make the WWE Championship matter again, and it would definitely help the storylines become longer if they got two shows a week to work out.
The reality is probably that Vince wants to make D-Bry look like crap compared to HHH’s butt buddy Sheamus.
What a shame.