It’s like when Jessica Simpson puts her fingers in her mouth and makes “widdle ol’ me” face because she’s monetized being dumb. We get what you’re doing, but it doesn’t make you any less actually stupid.
That’s the situation Brooklyn Nets forward and former ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ extra Kris Humphries finds himself facing in the latest video from Funny Or Die, ‘Kris Humphries Is A Douchebag’. Kris visits some local improv comics who think they’re awesome new representation who believe he should own the villain label he’s been given and embrace douchebaggery on every level, including wearing sunglasses indoors, wearing a fedora under any non-film-noir circumstances and letting people wipe their asses with Kris Humphries’ Face toilet paper.
It’s funny, I guess. It seems like something Saturday Night Live might’ve done if they’d gotten stuck letting Kris Humphries host, and his only talking were “plays basketball” and “people hate him”. The cynic in me says Kris could better improve his image by trying harder and being better at basketball, but whatever, he’s wearing Kanye glasses and the kids love it.
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There’s a French term that is quite fitting for this – UGH.
hahaha you’re such a debbie downer sometimes, just enjoy it for being funny, because it is, and that should be the most important part.
I’m open to hearing your analysis on why it’s funny, and I hope it’s just “Kris Humphries wore sunglasses”.
That’s why I laughed, but then again, any time I see a dog, shaved or not, wearing sunglasses, I laugh. He is a shaved dog, right?
Nice Kanye sunglasses put down: “we don’t want you to look like an asshole”. Touche Hump!
Hey, Humphries averaged 14 and 11 playing 62 games, some banged up, for a shitty nets team that didn’t have any big man help. He wasn’t even too bad of a stat sheet stuffer. I mean, hell, they started Shelden WIlliams for half the season, so he played almost 40 minutes a game. I know the NBA isn’t the WWE or anything, but that’s not a bad season for the guy.Its not like e quit on his team multiple times and in the playoffs like Dwight Howard, or actually put up with the Kardashians bull shit once he realized what the deal was like Odom. He made one awful decision thinking he was going to break through and transcend NBA popularity. It took him a month to realize his mistake and GTFO