
"It's a bro? Hey tiny dog bro, I'm having a son bro!"
It’s pretty amusing that celebrities think they can keep secrets, what with that whole Internet thing combined with nobody being able to shut up, but bless their hearts, Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler and his fiancée Kristin Cavallari didn’t want to announce the sex of their expected child. But Bears WR Earl Bennett sucks at keeping secrets, so he went ahead and told everyone that J-Cutty is having a boy.
Somewhere, Brian Urlacher shrugged and said, “Whatever, there’ll be plenty of other girls to date in 2029.”
“He’s having a boy,” Bennett, 25, said on the Boers & Bernstein sports radio show in Chicago Tuesday. “I am excited for Jay. It’s a great time.”
“I think every guy wants a guy to carry on the name,” the former reality star told Glamoholic in March. “But he doesn’t care. I just want to have a healthy baby.” (Via People)
I love that quote, just because I can see the doctor saying, “Jay and Kristin, I have the results of your sonogram. Would you like to know your baby’s sex?” and Cutler responding, “Whatevs.”
I have no clue when the baby is expected, because nobody knows when J-Cutty completed the most important pass of his life, but it’s nice to see that K-Cavs isn’t blowing up like Jessica Simpson, who just had her child (Maxwell Drew Johnson… that’s a girl, mind you) with former San Francisco 49ers and New Orleans Saints TE Eric Johnson. In fact, I have a picture from Simpson’s delivery…



Does Ed Hardy even MAKE baby clothes?
Jessica Simpson’s baby name would be perfect if they had a little boy but whatever. We’re having a girl who is going to have, SURPRISE, a girls name. Wow… Congrats to Cutler and his lady on their little boy. Yay babies!!
Knowing the Bears, they’ll probably suggest that Cutty and K-Cav name the little chap Vandy Hillenmeyer Cutler.
Brosef Cutler?
Brocephus Cutler?
Cutty-Dawg Cutler?
Jay-Joonz/Junes Cutler?
Burnsy: Between being funny, being able to write a concise sentence, and daring to insult Jessica Simpson for her size Brandon is going to be sooooooo mad at you. #randomwrestlingjoke #runonsentence