
For the first time in three years, Brooklyn Nets Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard failed to win the NBA’s Defensive Player of the Year Award, which I am just going to assume he’s blaming on Stan Van Gundy. Instead, this year’s honor went to New York Knicks center Tyson Chandler, because when you think of the Knicks, you think of defense.
And that’s the kind of easy joke that so many people were ready to make, before Chandler beat us all to the punch and made the joke himself.

That’s some good comedy right there, namely because the Knicks played less-than-stellar defense this season, as evidenced by their inability to play better than the 7 seed and/or stop the Miami Heat from pummeling them into the dirt in the playoffs.
But to be fair, the Heat actually ranked lower than the Knicks in team defense this season, while the Knicks led the NBA in jackasses who punched glass.

(Banner via the AP, not sure where the GIF came from because 8 million people Tweeted it yesterday.)



If it wasn’t for my team’s piss-poor basketball skills, we wouldn’t get swept by the team with Dr. Moreau’s ostritch-man.
Glasshole? Nice Hellboy II: The Golden Army joke.
Just shows how out of touch people that follow basketball are. The knicks had an excellent defense and terrible offense this year. They were the Bizzaro Knicks!