This season, Coastal Carolina outfielder Alex Buccilli is batting .313 with 3 home runs and 20 runs batted in. How has he achieved such success at the plate? By holding in his sh*ts so long his ass nearly touches the ground.
At least that’s my theory. By way of Busted Coverage comes ESPN3′s favorite new batting stance, the Craig Counsell-infuriating pop-a-squat of Buccilli. Seriously, look at this thing:
He should just sit in the batters box and swing from the ground, or carry in a stool or something and swing from that.
On second thought, carrying in stool might be how he got in this stance in the first place.
TAGS: ALEX BUCCILLI, BASEBALL, BATTING STANCES, COASTAL CAROLINA CHANTICLEERS, COLLEGE BASEBALL, LOOK AT THIS A-HOLE
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lol craig counsell
Is his batting coach a retarded Jeff Bagwell?
I like that the clip was him striking out, even though he’s .313 with decent stats otherwise…
Is it supposed to mess with the pitcher by morphing the strike zone? It’s not like he holds it during the pitch.
I wish they’d actually show it from the outfield view.
If I were the catcher I’d just laugh at him every time he came to the plate. Like, really hard. Maybe I’d even point at him too.
A time will come when he’ll do that and his pants will just rip right in two.
And I will be there to laugh at him when it happens.