Last year, the Internet’s legions of dude bros rejoiced as having a Twitter account finally paid off when NHL legend Wayne Gretzky’s daughter, Paulina, was happily posting revealing pictures of herself for all of us to… respect and admire. Well, the Great One – like most fathers of absurdly attractive 23-year old girls – didn’t think too highly of that and he forced Paulina to remove all of the questionable pictures from her Twitter. Sadly, we were forced to find pictures of half naked girls elsewhere. So difficult.
Thankfully, what Wayne may or may not have realized is that the Internet has like 6 billion sites devoted to allowing people to post their pictures, and in case he didn’t hear about it, the popular photo sharing site Instagram was just purchased by Facebook for $1 billion recently. So yeah, that’s a pretty popular site, too.
Hey, maybe Paulina is on Instagram, posting pictures of her recent trip to Las Vegas with her boyfriend and their friends. Maybe she’s posting pictures of herself in a bikini in interesting positions with people of both genders. Let’s just check and see if this completely hypothetical idea is true… IT IS. Well done, Mark Zuckerberg.
(Sideways hat tip to the gents at Bro Bible.)
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I’m gonna go with #5.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 5-hole.
Women just love taking millions of pictures of themselves doing mundane shit and, as long as they’re crazy hot, I support that wholeheartedly.
Pic #5. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#5 all the way. Is that a crotchless bikini? please tell me it is.
It certainly looks that way, just riding up her butt a bit. If it is, more power to her!
She looks fun.
Dumb, but fun.
She’s a good looking woman. Is it wrong that I actually like the banner pick best of all?
Yes, that is wrong.
This is why you should support hipsters. They are occasionally SO GODDAMN HOT.
Looks like she scored on lots of 2 on 1′s. Her boyfriend must have a perma-smile on his face.
Her boyfriend has the uber douchey look of somebody fucking somebody way out of his league. Its spectacular.
I wonder if Wayne ever asks his daughter to not be such a internet whore
doubt it
I wonder if Wayne knows what the internet is
Looks like he did, but it obviously didn’t stop her long term.
from Huntington Post on 11/30/11…
“But Paulina’s Twitter account has been deleted. According to the Canada.com, the Montreal Gazzette, and several non-Canadian sources, Paulina tweeted “Having a nice sit down dinner with my dad about social media. haha,” shortly before shuttering her account.”
OMG pic # 5 makes her look like an american slut….poor Wayne how can this girl embarrass her Dad this way////I can only imagine what her private life is like…DISGUSTING!!!!!! Wayne grab this idiots phone…
She *is* American. Born in LA.
Please, Mr. Gretzky, calm down. It will all be okay.
oh and she’s NOT that good looking either!
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
Call me Paulina. I have booze.
and a camcorder.
and herpes
This chick rules. However, someone needs to tell her friend, along with every chick under 22, that shaving one side of your head looks fucking stupid.
99 must be proud dad of a whore, i’d still hit her
Sweet ginger brown! She looks more like her mother every day. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
That’s nothing you wouldn’t see on the beach on a summer day.. people need to lighten up.
Based on headlines I thought she was actually showing something, but it was just her bikini covered front/behind. She’s beautiful, too.
I can see some of the men on this comment section are enraged because they realise that all they’re ever gonna get chance to do it look at her. That’s it.
Besides, isn’t she a grown-up ?
What has her pictures got to do with her father ?
#2 – “…So we havin’ cooch chili or what?”
Her dad was the great 99…she is the great 69! Amirightfolks *gives audience the gun*
This slideshow is another example of why the desire to one day have a daughter has to die in a napalm/jet fuel mixture fire, with each generation the meaning of whore seems to get less dishonorable. Post once.
So lets see, what is she addicted to. Alittle meth, coke, herion or alcohol? Sorry, she is trashy
Ohmigod, is that Captain America?!?
This chick is gonna put some serious mileage on those tires. and by mileage i mean she’s gonna get banged alot….and by tires i mean her vagina..and by serious i mean shes gonna end up in rehab…ttyl