This strikes me as a pretty appropriate With Leather story to come out of WrestleMania weekend.
Sweaterpunch alerts us to the fact that LeBron James and Dwyane Wade met up with Rey Mysterio over the weekend. Ignoring for a moment the completely stilted and uncomfortable exchange between the three men, the visual hilarity of Rey Rey getting a picture taken with these two massive basketball players, and Mysterio’s weird piece-of-gristle-caught-in-a-garbage-disposal voice that no one ever seems to know how to react to, LeBron is wearing a very interesting Nike shirt.
See for yourself:
Yep, LeBron is wearing a shirt reading “Lynnsanity,” which — beyond basically advertising that King James is pretty confused most of the time — confirms that at least one person thought that this “Jeremy Lin” cat was actually also-ran and/or never-was wrestler Jerry Lynn, who was famous for having a good match with RVD in the original ECW once and then somehow tricking people into making him the champion of their indie promotion and having otherwise-reasonable people chant “you’ve still got it” after a three-quarter speed pinfall reversal sequence.
I guess what I’m trying to say is: what the hell is wrong with LeBron James?



Strong run on sentence. I’m confused, confusing.
Can I just say that Mikey Whipwreck’s signature dragon-kakke shirt was the second greatest wrestling outfit of all time? (Rick Rude’s self-portait groin FTW)
Wow – this Bill Hanstock guy sucks worse and is a bigger nerd than Brandon, yet still has a penchant for horrible, unfunny run on sentences. Congratulations, Uproxx, you’ve uncovered the “ice nine” of shitty “comedy” bloggers.