For the general improvement of your Friday afternoon, please enjoy this clip (by way of Prep Rally) from a game in the 7th/8th grade indoor lacrosse league at suburban Philadelphia’s BucksMont Indoor Sports Center wherein a kid taking a penalty shot worries a little too much about flip-cradling the ball and gets Sat The F**k Down by a child goalie in Tony Stark’s Mark I Iron Man armor. It is brutal, apparently legal and absolutely glorious.
There’s also something adorable about a kid doing the YEAH NOW WHAT shoulder shrug at someone he’s just leveled, then just walking away calmly into the loving arms of his teammates.
A positive aside to the video is the sportsmanship shown by both sides, as the kid who takes the hit takes it like a true Lax Bro and baby Robocop reciprocates. These videos have trained me to expect the downed kid to get up swinging.
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I’m just glad 7th and 8th graders understand that when you KTFO somebody you get to stand over them and talk shit. Well done goalie kid
“A positive aside to the video is the sportsmanship shown by both sides, as the kid who takes the hit takes it like a true Lax Bro and baby Robocop reciprocates.”
The hitee probably recognizes that he and the goalie are going to be raping pros together in a few years at Duke anyway.
Brendan Shanahan and Roger Godell teamed up and fined the goalie an unprecedented $3.5 million. Not to be one-upped, Gregg Williams and Sean Payton payed the goalie $3.6 million.
“THEY CALL HIM ‘THE WALL’”
Was fully expecting this to just be the following GIF… [i.imgur.com]