My favorite part of NMA World Edition’s recap of the rising violence in the NHL Playoffs should be players drowning each other, morphing into literal devils and damage-dealing penguins (!) or attacking one another with rocket shoes, but it isn’t — it’s the fact that I guess Taiwanese animation doesn’t have a pre-rendered hockey helmet in their clip art so they just gave everybody motorcycle helmets. That’s amazing.
So yeah, here’s the blood and guts report from our favorite, barely-talented journalistic savants. Come for the fans high-fiving each other for getting hit with body parts, stay for the child-on-child violence.
[h/t to Skooch Banacheck]
TAGS: ARRON ASHAM, BRENDAN SHANAHAN, CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS, HOCKEY, MARIAN HOSSA, NEW JERSEY DEVILS, NEW YORK RANGERS, NHL, NHL PLAYOFFS, PHILADELPHIA FLYERS, PHOENIX COYOTES, PITTSBURGH PENGUINS, RAFFI TORRES, TAIWAN, TAIWANESE ANIMATION, VIOLENCE
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I was under the assumption that Hockey did not exist on this website
here is a handy link to all sorts of hockey posts, including several we’ve put up this week [withleather.uproxx.com]
I try to comment on every one of the posts so they will somehow be encouraged to post more about it. HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY
I like the one with the playmate
That was brilliant. Sadly, with ratings going up, it means the NHL will continue to allow the dead puck era to return and replace the post lockout ground breaking changes. It was a glorious 4.5 years of hockey, it was.