It’s Twitter Official: Peyton Manning is about to become a Denver Bronco. In a related story, Tim Tebow is up Sh*t Creek and accidentally tossed his oar into the wilderness.
When God closes a door, he opens a window — now that the “WHERE WILL PEYTON MANNING GO? I BET IT’S HERE” story every city with a football team’s newspaper has been writing for the last month is dead, it will be replaced by “COULD TIM TEBOW END UP IN OUR CITY WITH A FOOTBALL TEAM?” Boston.com is already on it, projecting that Tebow will be traded to the Patriots, for some reason. He’s also being traded to Arizona, Miami, Jacksonville and any other regional website that needs page views.
More on the story as it develops, especially if it involves Tebow singing in the garden of Gethsemane.
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As much as we could use a QB, keep Tebow out of South Beach.
Tebow: “Surely I’ve exceeded expectations tried for two years… seems like twenty. Could you ask as much from any other man?”
Shit, so the options are Tebow and Alex Smith for the 49ers. (Who are essentially the same except one seems to have God on his side).
Send Tebow to Tampa Bay.
The Storm, I mean… obviously.
Tebow is probably the most humble, thankful and appreciative football player there is. He’s still young, he’s learning and growing with every game he plays. Its sad to see people who probably couldn’t throw a football more than a few feet being so negative about him. The broncos will have lost at least one supporter when or if they actually trade him.
They will have gained a fan in me. So back to even.
Also, I can throw a football AT LEAST a few feet. Most of the time.
How did you find this site anyways?
Would you rather they keep him languishing on the bench behind Manning? If you actually had any regard for him, you’d like to see him traded to a decent QB-needy team so he can demonstrate his skills. Preferably the Dolphins, so my Bills can benefit.
Also, players who have been (outwardly) more humble, thankful and appreciative (and actually could perform):
Doug Flutie
Kurt Warner
Bruce Matthews
Gayle Sayers
Please let the Dolphins sign Tebow.
/sorry Burnsy
Leaving aside the prospect of Dareus and the New WIlliams Wall feasting on the gnawed bones of Tebow, I’m pretty sure Rex Ryan is salivating over the possibility of playing Tebow twice a year
Tebow to Jacksonville. It’s the only way they have a chance to sell a few season tickets.
Tebow will be traded to the Steelers to be Ben’s moral compass. Either that, or Miami’s idiotic front office will over pay the shit out of him so he can under deliver for years to come.
Tebow: What about some severance pay?
Elway: Severance pay? You best get out my face ‘for I lose my composure out this bitch.
I can’t blame the Broncos for wanted to upgrade to Peyton Manning, but their treatment of Tim Tebow is just plain douchebaggery at its finest. They didn’t want to play him so they played Kyle Orton, who sucked and blew at the same time. Then before they killed their fanbase, they played Tebow with the master plan of “let him suck so the fans will shut up and then we can move on to the next QB.” But the funny thing is Tim Tebow actually won games. The son of a bitch, how dare he?!
But when they saw a chance to get Manning so they saw an option to replace Tebow without losing their fans, they took it. Don’t get me wrong, if given the chance to have a healthy Peyton Manning, I would take Peyton Manning over my team’s QB (Andy Dalton) 11 times out of 10. I’m just saying the Broncos could have handled it a little better for the the guy that sucked out a Division Championship, a Playoff Win over the defending AFC Champion, and got your fanbase electrified ever since some guy wearing #7 was behind center.
Crap. Bad for Raiders and bad for Niners. Bad for John Elway – he’s going to have to pay Manning so much he won’t be able to get those teeth fixed.
Say what you want, the guy won. And in sports, that’s what matters.
Still laughing at the Left Wing media who hypes up black QB’s that never win, but throw/run for 400 yards (0 TBs & 5 INTs) over a white QB that just wins. Remember, most in the media would rather have Cam Newton than Tom Brady
Left wing sports media? They took ur jobs…hurrrrrrr!
Let him come to Boston. We’ve already built a dynasty of sucking out loud for three quarters and pulling out of our ass in the last. He’ll fit right in.