
Ah Twitter, where athlete rants are born and subsequently apologized for. Today’s hot rant comes courtesy of New York Jets DB Antonio Cromartie, who bought into the rumors that his team could indeed be sending a draft pick to the Denver Broncos for Tim Tebow, and we should have listened to him, because he was right. The Jets indeed traded for Tim Tebow.
Cromartie actually made a valid point that his team should be focused on other pieces to help Mark Sanchez, who just signed an extension with the Jets after rumors that they were pursuing Peyton Manning. But he’s probably just upset that he has another name to remember. *rim shot*




As I said, valid points… if Tebow will be competing for the starting QB gig. But he won’t. He’ll be filling Brad Smith’s previous role as the utility guy for wildcat and gimmick plays, which would be especially potent now that Mr. Wildcat himself, Tony Sparano, is running the offense for the Jets. Hell, Cromartie and the Jets should be excited about the idea of Tebow as a QB/HB/TE/FB/WR option for Sanchez.
In the meantime, if you’re wondering where that massive shadow is coming from, it’s the New York sports media’s erection.


I don’t think this could be any worse.
Tebow could decide to date Kim Kardashian.
This move will surely make Jets fan miserable, and as Bills fan that makes me happy.
Wait, a goofy, sincere kid moving to NYC? Sitcom!
Oh for fuck sake!
Right, Sanchez won’t turn into Orton 2.0.
Cannot wait for a bunch of little Chick tracts about the evils of sexual fetishism showing up in Ryan’s office
Report: Tebow contract terms include “Earmuffs” warnings during Jets team meetings
I see many long showers curled up in a ball crying after practice in his future.
Ah just as Cromartie cant read QBs or WRs he cant read his own front office. Alternate comment: Ha apparently no one in the Jets organization gives a s@*t about what antonio cromartie thinks
Who looks worse after this trade? Mark Sanchez or Shawn Greene? Because they both suck and Tebow could replace either really.
Makes little sense, but will be interesting to see how it plays out. Can’t rule out trading him again. Because the Jets totally want Jacksonville players, Okay, I’ll shut up.