We’ve talked about it all year, and it’s finally upon us … Wrestlemania XVIII happens in Miami, Florida, this weekend, and by the time you read this I’ll be on the scene to bring you up-to-the-minute live notes, reports, interviews and perspectives and/or taking mark photos with the Funkasaurus.
It’s Wrestlemania and you want to talk about it, so I’ll skip the hype. After the jump you can find the complete card and a series of polls asking you to select who you think will come out in top in the event’s big matches, so after you’ve made your choices, drop down into the comments section and earn a +Rhodes or two explaining your picks.
You may also earn literal +Rhodes for participating in the weekend’s discussion. More on that at the end.
For longtime readers who wear the POOPIES >=( badge proudly, Wrestlemania night will be your next chance to earn a Best And Worst of WWE Raw in-joke posting badge. For those of you who missed out on having Kevin Nash’s serious angryface forever plastered on your user profile, here’s a chance to wear a decidedly more Dashing man in his place.
In the spirit of +1 turning into +Rhodes, I introduce you to the +Rhodes badge. We’ll give you more info on how to earn the thing (hint: get everyone you know to post in this thread, post a lot of comments, share a lot of social networks, come to Wrestlemania and give presents to me) as the weekend goes on. Be sure to be here on Saturday night for Brandon live at WWE Axxess (featuring special celebrity guests!) and again on Sunday for the big show. Wrestlemania, not the Big Show.
Brief Programming Note: Due to the unforeseen wackiness of my schedule down here, the Best and Worst of Wrestlemania X-7 is getting pushed back a week.
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I liked the show well enough, i think they could have extended the first match a bit longer and still kept the story going, the rock was dog turds but other than that pretty entertaining. My buddy who goes into a blind rage at the mention of brodus clay made that part worth watching
I was so excited to come here after Wrestlemania cause I thought most people would have loved it like I did. The main card matches were fantastic, though the main event kinda sagged towards the end, and the crowd was phenomenal. I don’t know what Wrestlemania ideal everyone was aspiring to, but this was as good as it gets, and sets up so many potential great storylines, even for Bryan. Sure it was no Wrestlemania 19 or 17, but it was sure as hell one of the best PPVs I’ve seen in a while.
Solid 8/10. DEAL WITH IT NERDS.
I’m not gonna go through all the comments but just from reading the last few pages it seems there was alot of bitching from some of the newer commenters (and probably some from the old ones about dat boy D.Bryan)
I know everyone has been clamoring for my opinion so here they are in no particular order.
-I guess WWE decided to start building up the Sheamus/Bryan feud AFTER thier match at WM but whatever. Should get interesting and finally see AJ’s role in this increase so no complaints there.
-Not sure where Kane/Orton is going from here but I have no complaints about thier match.
-Khali was the show stealer in the 6-man as expected.
-WHERE THE HELL WAS HBK’S FIREWORKS?!?!
-Still not sure if Shawn helped or hurt that match. His emotions were great but still scratching my head about the kick and other actions.
-Taker looked a little on the plump side. I understand he’s almost 50 but if you’re gonna take a year off then how about some sit ups every once in a while.
-Although the cage match was my favorite, I felt HHH wasn’t quite all there. Sure he took some good bumps but I felt last year he was in Beast Mode.
-Jericho/Punk was beautiful as expected. I would like to see a gif of the Hurricanrana attempt transitioned into the lion tamer. I know it was botched a little but still very cool to see.
-The Rock looked really gassed 10 minutes into the fight. Really interesting to see Cena lose by showboating. I’m assuming this will lead to Super Motivated Cena that doesn’t joke or cut edgy promo’s for thier next battle.
-There were no surprise appearances by anyone which I guess was the ultimate surprise of all. Kinda cool to see that for once actually.
-WHERE THE HELL WAS HBK’S FIREWORKS?!?!
I feel HBK’s pyro is like, karma for all the times he got it looking like he just rolled outta bed on the ranch and took a plane to RAW.
I certainly wanted Bryan and Sheamus to get a solid 15 minutes to go. Here’s why I’m fundamentally not too upset about Sheamus/Bryan:
Chicken shit heels lose and occasionally lose in embarassing ways. Daniel Bryan has been playing a chicken shit heel. He’s not the American Dragon character of his independent run. And from a dramatic standpoint having Bryan lose in quick short fashion after winning the title in quick, cheap fashion makes a certain amount of sense.
If this leads to Bryan doing Conspiracy Theory Jericho, you aren’t going to complain.
I can’t speak for others, but the reason it bothered me as much as it did wasn’t because he lost, or lost in an embarrassing way – I’ve been watching WWE for 15 years, I’m used to my faves losing.
Initially it was just a kick in the gut that kind of ruined the celebratory feeling. I’d timed my take-out to arrive just before the show started, ordered the pay-per-view, gotten my drinks and snacks ready, pushed all my usual cynical bullshit to the side and put on my “it’s still real to me, damn it!” hat, posted my “WRESTLEMANIA BAYBAY!!!” message to the open thread, and then…
It just felt like getting all dressed up and coiffed for a party you’ve been looking forward to for months, walking through the door, mingling, and then having the host of the party turn round and tell you to go fuck yourself.
WWE doesn’t owe me anything. I spent my money knowing full well I might be disappointed. I didn’t try and get a refund. But sitting there a little stunned, the Deadliest Catch backstage skit/commercial not entirely penetrating my conciousness, I didn’t feel like saying “WRESTLEMANIA BAYBAY!!!” anymore. I don’t really think that makes me “the worst kind of wrestling fan” as you put it earlier.
And then I just felt bad for Daniel Bryan and Sheamus, having their huge opportunity to “headline Wrestlemania” trashed so WWE could try and break the shortest WM title match record (which they failed to break). Daniel Bryan, the guy who’s basically carried Smackdown for the last five months.
The night was salvaged by the many many other people feeling the same way I did, both in the open thread (“___ lasted longer than the WHC match”, etc) and in Miami (chanting “bullshit” and “Daniel Bryan” and “Yes! Yes! Yes!” long into the night) and even Twitter (“MORE DANIEL BRYAN” was trending worldwide halfway through the PPV). There was a sense of camaraderie. I had fun. I enjoyed the rest of the PPV. I just had a sour taste in my mouth throughout.
tl:dr
Would we really have the same amount of people upset if say…Big Show had been jobbed out like that? I dunno. It just seems like a silly thing to get upset about.
I had my own viewing party last night for about 15 people. The one thing I really wanted to get on here was the phenomenal silence during Team Teddy v Team Johnny that followed Cole’s remark about beating Lawler at Wrestlemania last year.
/target Jerry Lawler
/cast Counterspell
Jerry Lawler gains Silence debuff for 5 seconds.
Obviously in the UK. Watched it at a little party, then straight to work after 4 hours sleep, just home now. Pretty solid all round, Taker/HHH very good, Punk/Jericho good, most of the rest was decent, except the Bryan/Sheamus crazy Kissgate thing.
Looks like Jericho is on his way out again, according to twitter, which is sad. Lesner will fill the hole, no pun intended
Just went back and watched that Daniel Bryan/AJ clip from the WM pre-show on youtube.
AJ dancing circles around Daniel Bryan, “YES! YES! YES!”ing and hurting her shoulder lifting the WHC, while Bryan stands like a superhero, hands on hips, chest puffed out, shit-eating grin on his face… probably my favourite moment of the night.
Sheamus-Bryan: The main thing that pissed me off was that you don’t start the show with this. You start the show with a real match. There are story places they can go to, so the actual result didn’t make me all that angry.
Kane-RKO: Kane matches are either acceptable or unacceptable, and this one was acceptable. (Cena-Kane was unacceptable.) Ended with a legitimate “holy shit” bump.
Show-Rhodes: Decent wrestling, hamstrung by the fact that Rhodes’ best finisher won’t work on Show. Hopefully Rhodes is moving up to Punk or even Cena.
TJ/TT: Not as bad as I had thought it would be. Although fuck Cena in the ear for starting that bullshit “hoeski” chant as a way to boo Eve.
Divas tag match: Decent work, especially by Maria who I thought would be awful. The press by Beth at the end was a jaw-dropper.
Punk-Jericho. That’s what I’m talking about. I was 100% sure for weeks that Punk would win, but that doesn’t preclude an awesome effort by Jericho, and that is what we got. A great technical match all around, plus I mark out pretty hard for guys crawling out of submission holds.
Taker-HHH: Michaels was really poorly used here. The Submit-The-Ref and Superkick-Taker spots came out of nowhere for no reason. And since no one is coming here for super-technical bits, that drama is all we have, so it needs to be better. Having said that I liked the drama at the very end.
Rock-Cena: Lawler came the closest to a worked shoot that we’ll ever hear from a WWE announcer while Vince is alive, when he said, “Tap out, Rock, you can’t make movies with your leg broke!” This match was crazy padded for that very reason; the only remotely dangerous spot for Rock was Cena’s top-rope maneuver (BTW, does that have a name? He does it in every PPV match). Having said that, I marked out for the submission stuff as I said above, and I liked that Cena was basically playing heel – complaining to the ref, doing heel holds like the bear hug, trying to steal Rock’s move at the end.
I was looking through some of comments the past few weeks for whatever reason and I found one that particularly stuck out from the 3/12 Raw.
“Sheamus and Bryan is going to be awesome at Mania.”
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I felt the announce team was a bit off, am I the only one? King & Cole were always a bit late, hesitating or repeating the same stuff over and over again (more than usually, I mean). They needed… Booker T, actually. Hard to believe, but he adds something valuable.
Or, the guy that put the HiaC match over so well earlier in the show. You’d think, having worked next to JR for so many years, Cole and King might have learned something. Save us, Edge and William Regal!
I was let down after Ross came in and said how ‘vicious’ someone could be, then all night Cole was talking about how downright vicious [enter name here] was capable of being.
The Rock vs Cena was like that episode of Spongebob where the old frycook came back to the Krusty Krab where he was revered as this amazing cook and everyone loved his burgers more even though Spongebob is a great cook too and this other guy might not be sticking around for a while. Cept now the difference is that The Rock has “proven” he’s “better” and Cena’s still the one here making Krabby Patties.
It’s D Bryan’s own fault he lost so quickly. Do the lucky kiss before they ring bell dude. To do it after the bell is careless and reckless.
Sheamus obviously noticed this flaw in Daniel’s planning weeks ago and has been planning his attack ever since.
It was AJ’s fault.
I watched at my friends house last night, so I didn’t want to be that guy sitting on his phone typing away… but here’s a few thoughts.
I thought Taker/HHH stole the show. And I had NO anticipation for this match, whatsoever. None. Zero. It was NOT a top-notch exhibition in pure wrestling, but it was, I think, one of the better stories ever told at WM. Humbling for me, as a fan who hated on all three men for the past 2+ months.
Punk/Jericho, my most anticipated, was a good wrestling match. But I think I have to accept that ‘good wrestling matches’ just don’t = memorable WM matches/moments.
Cena/Rock felt like they were playing it pretty safe. I did NOT see that finish coming, though. Still don’t get why Cena started acting that way at the end. Interested in what happens. Hopefully less talking.
And yes, Bryan/Sheamus was bs. It really sucked, and I don’t know what else to say about it. I was, however, able to move on and enjoy the rest of the show.
Looking back, i think the show was lacking in true WM ‘moments’. As a wrestling fan you may hate that fans have been bred to yearn for this, but it is those rare spots, mind-blowing sequences, or dramatic heel turns (17) that makes WM so memorable.
Aside from taker/aitch, I can’t think of any from last night. Decent show all around, but I won’t remember any details from the Punk/Jericho or Cena/Rock matches 6 months from now.
The lack of a MITB doesn’t help either.
I feel like I’m being kind of a baby about it, but that first “match” really did let the air out of the rest of the show, for me. I was really looking forward to the title matches, and I didn’t care, at all, about HHH/Taker or Cena/Rock. It was like buying a box of Runts candy and half the box being banana flavored.
@Steerepike
HEY
I like banana runts!
But yeah, the opener sucked donkey balls.
As for the rest of the show…
Taker/HHH was amazing. It was basically everything I hated about last year’s Taker/HHH match with Shawn as the special guest referee, but it worked this year. The two mammoths are just killing each other, and we forget about Shawn because he’s sitting in the background. The spots that seemed to come out of nowhere (Hell’s Gate on Shawn, DX Finisher) worked with the story, and I really think that Shawn’s selling was what made this match go over the top to tear-jerker territory.
I especially liked the mirroring of the ending of WM 26, and how peculiarly well Triple H can sell being completely dead.
Second best match goes to Punk/Jericho with ease. The added stip was extraneous, but the match itself was aces.
As for the Rock/Cena…the result pissed me off, but I’m going to reserve judgment until I see what they do with this. If they use it to develop Cena or do ANYTHING that is ultimately productive, then okay. If the Rock won because the Rock wins things and he’s now gone forever again and everything goes back to the way it was a year ago?
Fuck.
That.
Being there it was a good show but a better experience… The Bryan thing totally sucked and while I wanted Cena to win, there are a lot more potential storylines that could come from Cena losing as opposed to winning. If he wins then what’s left for him to do?
Great timing, putting on a musical performance BETWEEN the entrances of the main event. And everyone knows you need at least two light cycles to make things entertaining.
WHY DIDN’T ANYONE RIDE THE LIGHT CYCLE?! I wanted some TRON LARP :(
I think it would have been easy to let the WHC thing sour the whole PPV but I think overall ‘Mania was pretty good. I enjoyed myself, my friends who not into wrestling as much as I/we are had fun, Punk/Jericho was the shit (even though my WWE.com stream got all pixelated ONLY during this match, grumble grumble) and my friends’ girlfriends realized they can watch their “stories” and men in sweaty panties at the same time (another group of ladies converted ::evil laugh::) during HIAC as I explained why HBK was crying in the corner so much. I also enjoyed being pissed that DBry got trolled. I get where they were going, but I really didn’t want to see it at ‘Mania. Extreme Rules? I would have probably thought it was a clever piece to a storyline.
I’m actually looking forward to RAW to see where this goes. So in the immortal words of the internet: Let us all calm our tits.
Wow….a lot of whining veginas in here
My vagina does emit an intermittent high-frequency whine, but my doctors have finally determined it is not triggered by anxiety or heightened emotions (such as wrestling-related disappointment), but might be an undeveloped twin or something weird.
+rhodes ~papermint
Perhaps it’s just my usual level of paranoid ideation, but I can’t help but feel that the WHC match was a slap at the loyal internet following of Bryan Daniel Bryanson.
In other words, “TAKE THAT, incredibly loyal portion of our fanbase that’s stuck by us through thick and thin but has the temerity to talk openly about what they’d like to see on our programming!”
I have a theory that the match was Vince’s payback for the internet ruining his Jericho winning the Rumble plans, which if followed through, would have been awesome. I just think it would be classic Vince to send a message like that.
I find this Top 10 Comment from Raw 3/12 especially unsettling right now:
Fawse Stahr: “What Daniel Bryan was able to scout from this match: ‘Do not let the big white man kick you in the face’”
Basically, I was so upset after that match, my friend tried to calm me down, told me it helped with the story. And looking at it objectively, yes, it does help with the story, but it still deprives me of Bryan wrestling a kick ass match at Mania. I kept saying to myself, once Rhodes comes out, I will feel better. Then, once Ziggler comes out, I will feel better. While I did get into the rest of the show and enjoy it, the Bryan match left a sour taste in my mouth for the rest of the night. You couldn’t help but compare it to everything else they showed. Every skit, every backstage segment, every musical performance, all you could think is – I missed Daniel Bryan going all out for this? If they had down that squash immediately after HHH vs Taker, I don’t think it would have been as bad. But the fact that it was the first match, and the crowd was so Hot for Bryan, really made it suck a lot of air out of the event.
If you were THAT upset after the match, I think you really need to re-evaluate things. Everyone who let that opening match ruin their whole 4 hour event is ridiculous.
You guys need to get over the Daniel Bryan thing.. it is just going to push his whole character and angle with AJ even further and provide us much more entertainment. I thought it was actually well done, and I look forward to seeing where it goes now, because his feud with Sheamus is clearly not over yet. The only things that truly sucked were the musical performances and the lame backstage skits.
Knuckleball – I don’t want to make it seem like i didn’t enjoy the HHH/Taker Match or the Jericho/Punk match, or even the Cena/Rock match. I really did, and those matches were all engaging for their own reasons. I definitely felt like I got my money’s worth with the PPV, and i am glad I decided to buy instead of stream. But you have to be somewhat disappointed in the Bryan/Sheamus match. For me, it wasn’t the finish, but how it was finished. If the wanted a squash, I would’ve been able to deal with a 5-10 bump fest where Sheamus kicks the crap out of Bryan. I just don’t understand why they would shunt one of their best in-ring talents on the biggest show of the year. I really enjoy watching Daniel Bryan wrestle, and I paid for the PPV partly because I expected to see Bryan bump and sell like only he can. I understand the arguments about it being good for the story. It is a great way to keep the feud going, and it will help tell a great story. My counter – argument is that Wrestlemania should be the place where great stories are ended. They can build this for an entire year, do a rematch at Wrestlemania 29, and it will be good, and I will most likely be there in person, but I still feel cheated. We all agree Daniel Bryan is a great wrestler, and I like to think we like watching great wrestlers wrestle. That did not get to happen last night in that match.
To keep this going, I haven’t really chimed in yet, because I am still kind of speechless about the Bryan match. I really liked most everything else. Taker HHH was great, Punk Jericho had an amazing start, amazing end, lagged a little in the middle. Cena/Rock did a good job for what it was.
I think I liked the ppv better than most simply because I was late getting home and missed DBry/Sheamus. That seems to have ruined the rest of the show for most people lol
I was going to actually be a part of the tread but I get way to involved in watching :| to focus here, oops.
Final thoughts: In general, I freely admit that my anger at the DBry/Sheamus( because seriously, fuck that) match may have clouded my judgement of the rest of the PPV and me more negative than usual, but even with the benefit of time and distance I still say it was a mediocre PPV at best.
Even though the crowd were into it and the emotion was great, and even ignoring my unhappiness about the result of the Cena/Rock match, it doesn’t change the fact that it was the most padded 40 minute match I’ve ever seen. 3 separate punching spots, very few reversals( I mean actual counters, not just avoiding a move) apart from the end, the Rock doing 7-8 moves total(armdrag, rest holds, DDT singular, punching plural, finishers, spinebuster Sharpshooter) and a slow pace. It was like last year’s HHH/Taker without the technical counters or as much drama. Cool to watch but an average match.
On the other hand, to give credit where credit is due, Punk/Y2J was the shit, the Divas match was pretty good. Team Clusterfuck Match was well wrestled and any excuse to see Dolph Ziggler sell a monkey flip is awesome and Orton/Kane was good.
However, biggest complaint: Taker/HHH 3. I honestly would like someone to explain the appeal of that match. I called it in the comments ‘SOAP OPERA DISASTER THEATRE 101′ and I stand by that. Yes, Taker’s comeback was awesome, but the cell was never used, and to me, the match was structured so there was no real flow or organic quality. It was simply beat up taker, argue, beatdown, argue, refbumps, beat up Trips for the rest of the match. I loved last year’s match and thought this one leant way too much towards the emotional conflict.
I don’t know, I just think in the end the WWE took too much time thinking of catchy taglines for matches and not enough time actually trying to put on the ‘Showcase of the Immortals’. I do admit my view of the PPV has softened since 7:05 last night, but still don’t see how people are calling it that good.
@Tactile (since replying isn’t working for me): The biggest problem is that the sledge has become such a symbol for Aitch. Like, no matter how much he plays it up, he’s NEVER going to hit one of those John Henry shots. Which takes some of the drama out. But yeah, I would have liked to see some of the match’s early out of ring festivities spread through the match.
Rock/Cena was OK, even if it was a kickout fest, and it meant we had to see Rocky’s Terrible Sharpshooter.
The Divas match was fine, except for K2 continuing to attend the Lex Luger School of Selling and Keyap.
Punk/Y2J was, indeed, the shit. They even made the tacked-on Raw-ish stip work nicely. The Comedy Clusterfuck was pretty well done. I truly believed they were going to give Team Teddy the Duke by Cobra at one point, and then TOTALLY REDEEMED it. Though the “All About Eve” post-match was awful.
AND FUCK YOU FOR RUINING D-BRY AND THE FUNKASAURUS, VINCE!!!!!!!
Oh, yeah, and Cody/Show was pretty entertaining.
Your reason for not liking the Taker match is the very reason I loved it. It was pretty cool that Triple H just decided to forget about out-wrestling the Undertaker and just wanted to kill the guy to GET THE JOB DONE. Only they could get away with a something like that. And for a fued that went on for four years now, the emotion exhibited by Michaels and the ending felt right.
But anyway, say what you want about Rock/Cena, HIAC, and all the title matches… Best Wrestler of the Night Award should go to Dolph Ziggler.
I mean, did you SEE that complete flip he did off of Ryders Monkey flip, then he took (what I’d like to call) a High-Angle Rough Ryder, and of course sold it (and everything else) like death. Bests also to the Undertakers performance all-around in HIAC. Great story telling overall there.
Damn, i missed the +Rhodes…
I was ticked about Bryan/Sheamus, but I’m over it. We should have seen this coming: the way Bryan’s title run was built, he had to lose in an embarrassing manner. This sets up at least one PPV rematch. It sets up further weasel-y behavior, when he blames and dumps AJ. It sets up a long-term Wrestlemania redemption angle at some point.
It would have stung less if the Divas match was an actual title defense, and not “celebrity” garbage. But I’m going to look on the bright side and see that they do like both Bryan and Sheamus. Bryan got the strap before we all expected. Sheamus is getting a push, but won in the lamest fashion ever. He was as robbed as Bryan.
I expect they’ll both be rewarded for taking one for the team.
And I’ll point this out that Sheamus basically sucker punched Bryan when his back was turned to take the title off him. That feud is hardly over.
If Laurinaitis continues wearing that suit, can we start calling him Allfather, too? Gaze on the face of war, indeed.
Interested to see how the Funkasaurus is seen after last nights performance.
I feel like there should be an additional top ten comments bit in the B/W tomorrow for best reactions of outrage to the Bryan/Sheamus match.
Barry Horowitzes himself
Sheamus/Kane? Big v Big… And Sheamus won’t be afraid of Kane, as his hair’s already on fire.
YEAH!!! 3500!!!
My nephews are awesome and they’re wrestling fans. My job is done.
His younger brother was happy as hell and kept chanting Boots To Asses.
My nephew was PISSED that Cena lost.
I wish I could have been in Miami over the weekend.
Also, Tuesday I will await the B/W of Raw.
fine. I’m waiting for a proper B/W from Brandon tomorrow.
I wanted to push this to 4000 but I’m only one man. So many posts bummed me out. It became a meme of sorts to hate the ppv. It was awkward because I’m a very negative person.
We can’t expect perfection. We can blame Vince for the Dragon/Sheamus match because that was his decision. But as a whole it was a good show. We need to stop being so jaded so much over things.
/rant over.
people got their WM paydays, people that entertain me. I’m cool with it.
All in all it was decent. Taker vs HHH and afterwards made the ppv worth it.
I’m sure this was mentioned, but lol 3k+ comments, I liked that Y2J kind of mussed Punk’s hair after the match, like “yeah that was a fkn good match, well done man, even though I attacked your entire family for weeks straight.”
If you really think about it, if the Rock wouldn’t have won if he didn’t make that Tyree/Manningham-esque play late in the match. Plus, Cena really pulled a Brady, and totally Welker’d on his People’s Elbow attempt.
Thanks, Simmons
BCOTN: RECONCILE THAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER.
We’re not mad that D-Bry lost. We all expected that. We’re mad because we wanted to watch an amazing wrestler to wrestle. Hell, I PAID for that privilege. And Vince took my money and told me to go fuck myself. That watching wigger rap is more important than the best performer in his company.
Most of the gang that came to my place to watch ‘Mania don’t watch regularly so we had to explain a lot. Somehow, after explaining backstory, the Kane/Orton match became “The Necrophiliac” vs “The Guy Who Poops in Lady’s Bags.”
I’m pretty annoyed I spent so much time watching this show. Everything was as bad or worse than I expected. Instead of HBK/Jericho Part II Punk/Jericho was just random bad indy match, HHH/Taker was somehow just as bad as last year or worse (since the crowd couldn’t hear the piss poor mic acting I assume), and Rock/Cena was absolutely horrible aside from Rock winning which I could see argued as being stupid, but really I could care less since Cena always wins anyway. Everything else isn’t even worth mentioning due to it being so TV show level. Awful show.
but really I could care less
You COULD care less? That’s something! Would you also like a tampon for your crying bitch hole?
Punk/Y2J was a wrestling clinic and if Bryan had a half-way decent match I would say I was happy forking over money to watch them both.
Post boring comment, guy who thinks he’s fucking Che Guevara comments, cool story internet. Yes, I could care less who won between Cena and Rock since what does it matter? Does it make Cena look weaker? No, it doesn’t. Does it matter to Dwayne Johnson? No, it doesn’t. So yeah, have fun with that.
I’m pretty annoyed that you live, CSB. Eat a bag of dicks.
Are you REALLY sure you COULD care LESS? I want to make sure. April Fools! I just wanted to deride you further for being 50% alligator tears and 50% grammar retarded.
*Couldn’t. Couldn’t. COULDN’T.
This show was so odd,I feel as confused as Millhouse did when he was asking Bart why he still had the fishbowl.