
Back in January, With Leather’s favorite quarterbro Jay Cutler announced that he and his fiancée, Kristin Cavallari, were expecting their first child. We’re still a few months away from their blessed birth, and most Chicago Bears fans are probably more concerned with Cutler’s thumb injury and his steady recovery, but we’re talking about J-Cutty’s name legacy here. Let’s prioritize, people.
Despite still not being married yet – an already overwhelmed Tim Tebow shakes his head in disapproval – Cavallari told Glamoholic magazine (apparently that’s a real thing) in a recent interview that she’s ready to play receiver for her man’s protein passes at least three more time.
“We’re talking about the possibility of having another kid right away and then getting married so we can have 2 kids close in age.”
“We want 4 kids, so we’re thinking maybe have one more, then get married, then have two more but we’ll see, it all depends on how the first one goes.”
If I had to play Vegas oddsmaker right now, I’d put 2 kids at 15:1, 3 kids at 100:1 and 4 kids at 1,000:1 with those odds doubling each time Cavallari pops a new one out. Seriously, if these two already look like this when they’re getting off a plane from a vacation, imagine what they’ll look like with rugrats in tow.
But I support them, as J-Cutty and I are already solid bro dudes, and I’d like to offer them some advice, from one athlete-celebrity couple to another athlete-celebrity couple.
The banner image is an example of tasteful pregnancy photography. So please don’t ever go the Jessica Simpson/Eric Johnson route…

Hat added for artistic liberty.
(Banner image joke inspired by Nick Kroll.)


Here’s a novel idea, how about get married before the first kid arrives or at the very least before you have another one.
Also, the pic of pregnant Jessica Simpson is kind of hot. DON’T JUDGE ME!
Get married? OK, Dwight David Hitler. Is she allowed to wear shoes while she cooks all the meals too, or will the slaves handle the cooking? Get with it dude. It’s not th e1950s anymore, it’s the 1970s, and nontraditional familes are what makes Amerikkka great.
its so she has a window in which to get her ass back in business to look good for a celeb-wedding tv show
When did UU become such a staunch Republican? Dude was going nuts on the post about Patricia Heaton on Warming Glow about restoring ‘Murrrica
that is not kate upton’s best picture
is there a term for underboob/prego-belly wang insertion? I dunno, that’s what I’m getting out of that J Simps picture.