The best part of Detroit Pistons center Ben Wallace talking to The Score about WWE Wrestlemania XXVIII is the realization that Ben Wallace watches wrestling like my parents: he remembers how much he loved wrestling in the 80s, thinks Stone Cold Steve Austin was cool and guesses the finish for the John Cena versus The Rock main-event will be “nobody” winning and them “fighting to the back somewhere”. All he needs to do now is get legitimately upset when somebody cheats and he’s my Mom.
As the worldwide leader in cramming wrestling coverage down the throats of a mainstream sports comedy blog audience, I guess my next career goals should be to 1) take Arda Ocal’s job, and 2) find every mainstream sports star who likes pro graps and badger them to fantasy book it. I want to know what Travis Hafner would do with the Funkasaurus. You know, besides grounding out to him.
My personal prediction, for the record: Cena rips out The Rock’s heart and shows it to him.
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My personal prediction is not a single mention of Funkasarus, on one besides Daniel Bryant for AJ related reasons goes home happy.
My bold rpediction: Brandon’s Wrestlemania photos will contain Brandon solely in a neon pink shirt. Which according to Dolph, will be available mainstream in two weeks. Only at live events for now.
PS- Ben Wallace still plays basketball?!
Wallace also thinks that CM Punk and Chris Jericho will end with Hulk Hogan coming in for an impromptu second match and winning the title.
Pronkasaurus?
I fully support you taking Ardas job, firing Renee and playing Jimmy Korderas’ head like a bongo.
That would leave Brandon as the only employee at The Score.
T-Prong should come out riding Funkasaurus wielding a giant club. You know, because he’s a caveman looking mofo.
The position’s already been filled by Scott Hartnell.
As much as the Funkasaurs gimmick was cool, I would totally not be opposed if the WWE had Lillian Garcia or Justin Roberts start off Raw next week announcing that Funkasaurus had died while trying to return to his planet.
It’s still funky to me, damn it.
Arda use to backyard wrestle, WATCH OUT!