Two things we’ve learned so far at With Leather:

1. Anderson Silva is not afraid to insert himself into sexually confusing situations, be it singing a love song to a cheeseburger, threatening someone in a homosexual nightmare or tussling with a nude tribesman.

Anderson Silva bodypaint booty contest judge2. In Brazil they freaky with big ol’ booties.

So it should come as no surprise to you that the UFC Middleweight Champion would be called upon to judge a variety show competition ranking the best Brazilian booties. And they thongs? Blue, yellow, green and painted on. When that second lady turns around, it’s like Sherwin-Williams f**ked you in your eyes.

I don’t want to make any broad generalizations (no pun intended), but Anderson Silva might have the world’s best life.

[h/t Cage Potato]