By all accounts, Chrissy Teigen may be one of the coolest girls on Earth. She’s a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model, which makes us obligated to like her, but she’s also one of the funniest people on Twitter. We don’t talk about her as much as we’d like to, though, because she’s engaged to singer John Legend, and that means that single Kate Upton will always hold the top spot. Thankfully, the two super duper models were both guests on the Dan Patrick Show today, which undoubtedly means that a group of radio interns spent most of the morning wiping up their own drool.
Alas, as you can see, Teigen and Upton were joined by a friend, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow, and Teigen simply couldn’t contain her Twitter excitement.
Memo to Tebow: Frame this, because it’s 1,000,000,000 times better than a MVP award could ever be.
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If that doesn’t make Tebow want to masturbate nothing will.
Nothing female, at least.
Don’t ruin Otto Man’s “Tebow is gay” fantasy. Very important to him.
Defensive much?
Hooray, Nicholas Anthony is back to regale us with stories about Fox News!
Wait, lemme get a coffee and a snack, can’t wait!
It’s hilarious Otto Man is such a hardcore lefty loon, yet he thinks calling someone gay is an insult.
#tolerantleft
Tebow spends his free time helping others.
Otto Man spends his time mocking Tebow on message boards.
He is so much more evolved then the rest of us. Tebow’s mere existence bother people like Otto Man, hence the HATE.
Have a nice day, tool.
please refrain from doing this stupid bullshit on my website, k thnx
U no like TebFlaWa? TebFlaWa like you.
/And every other Tebow post.
This is the saddest effort at trolling I’ve ever seen.
I never said being gay was an insult. You did.
Tim Tebow does set off my gaydar like no evangelical Christian has since, well, Ted Haggard, but that’s not an insult. Unless, like you, you see something wrong in that.
Either way — lighten up, Francis. Go over to that Glenn Beck site you were pimping in the other thread. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled with all the wisdom you have to share on this topic.
Unlike the rest of the internet.
There seems to be some kind of restriction in the thought process.
Most people develop gaydar by actually interacting with other human beings.
By the amount of time you spend on these messages boards, I think it’s safe to say you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
He’s got to be the GOAT troll, right? I have no faith in his faith. I guess that’s why I fail at life.
Such an unfortunate head. Funny shit though.
I listened to the show this morning and the one Dannettes (forget which one, sorry) had a bigger hard-one for Tebow than he did for these two young ladies. I didn’t really relate to that very well.
Burnsy, I know losing Howard is going to suck. But when you watch the Cavs tonight and see how special Kyrie Irving is know that you will get another superstar in the draft a few years from now. Hang in there.
No way God boy didn’t have a teboner.
While I don’t understand it, I respect a person’s personal beliefs to not have sex until marriage. However, if Tebow were to slip with one of these two (or both, because lets face it, Teigen seems like the type that would be down for a menage-a-trois), I would not blame tim tebow forgetting his values for a good, nirvanna like 10 seconds. In fact, it;d make him way more likeable.
Also, with her often funny tweets, Chrissy Teigen seems like the coolest chick on earth. I wonder what her flaw is. It’s either she’s bat shit crazy or terrible in the sack. I;d like to think she’s nuts.
My friends told me about—onenightcupid.c/0/m—. She told me it is the best place to seek no-strings-attached fun and short-term relationship. I have tried. It is fantastic! Tens of thousands pretty girls and cute guys are active there. You wanna get laid tonight? Come in and give it a shot, you will find someone you like there. Have fun! :-)
Tim Tebow will be calling you shortly.
@Moose: Ahahahaha!
Watched the TV broadcast, and trust me It was one of the most suspenseful segments in TV history. Chrissy in her plunging shirt appeared to be sans bra and was leaning forward the entire segment giving Dan an eyeful. The camera was fixated on an epic struggle as Chrissy’s breasts tried desperately to win glorious freedom from silky bondage.. I made a vow to myself that should the primal forces of the universe unleash such wonders I would take it as a sign that there was indeed a very divine loving being watching over us..
In the end a bolt fear went through Dan as they thundered to the light, and he let out a warning cry.
Damn Fine Television!
WL says you can attach photos; WL is just a tease.
No new posts today?
Eh, I guess it’s not really a big day for sports.
It’s on Otto-matic.
We have an NFL-centric sister site who is having their big day today, and we don’t want to step on anybody’s toes.
I wish I was a fanatically religious NFL quarterback so I could
take trips to Africa to circumcise childrenget chicks.WWJD with two chicks at the same time?