I’m pretty sure that if I somehow ended up in the same elevator as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton I probably wouldn’t be able to say much more than, “HELLO PRETTY LADY!” before I pissed my pants and fainted, so forgive me if the thought of waiting at the airport in a crowd of dudes is a bit nonsensical to me. But that’s the life of our favorite 19-year old model now that she’s a full blown star, and she’s hopping from airport to airport only to fight through crowds of epic douche.
The folks at Hollywood Star Gossip were on hand at Upton’s recent arrival in Los Angeles, and they caught Upton’s fans on camera as they waved magazines and demanded autographs while probably scaring the crap out of her. During the mild chaos, one of the guy’s yells, “I’ve been waiting here all day” and call me old-fashioned, but shouldn’t that get the guy on some sort of potential stalker list?
See for yourself…
I’m just saying, if I’m Upton’s security team, I might be keeping an eye out for this guy:
Because he is f*cking creepy.
(H/T to Bro Bible; Banner via the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.)
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The best part has to be the fact that they just keep trying to hand her shit as if she’s just going to suddenly change her mind and stop to sign everything
Amen. If she politely declined to sign my penis the first time, I’d leave it at that.
I’d ask her one more time, just to clarify and make sure she didn’t mishear me.
That’s fair. You wouldn’t want some humorous misunderstanding happening
I’m not sure how much good it would do if she actually took you up on it; for me I’d be done at “K” that would actually look like a Y.
That banner image. MY HEART.
If that’s her iconic SI photo, I’m pretty ok with seeing that for awhile.
That guy must be a chubby chaser.
BANNED
Did he bring flour?
WithLeather posted about Kate Upton? Crazy.
I’d like to take her out to a nice seafood dinner
And never call her again?
Where’s the part where the really fat guy in a Filmdrunk tshirt and red chucks gets pepper sprayed and tasered???