Because that last page went a little long, here are the week’s top 10 comments. As a bit of a programming note, you’ll see that MY comments mostly drop out when the show starts. That’s because if I read what you guys write as the show goes on I will seriously have NO JOKES because you are collectively the funniest thing in f**king history.
If you aren’t stopping by on Monday nights to participate in our open discussion threads, you’re out of your mind.
Starting us off with one of my favorite comments/responses of all time, from JoelYeomans and RumHam:
Is it just me, or do you think Chuck Palumbo would have had a much lengthier career if his gimmick was an everyman who solves mysteries?
Can we bring him back and have him play Bateman’s eccentric uncle? They could go on double dates with the Bella Twins and just talk to each other the whole time.
How many times can I be fooled by Shawn’s eyes before I realize there isn’t a fly on his nose that he’s staring at?
M4G3RK, speaking the truth:
Asparagus should win Best In Show.
Lester and The Next Steve Blackman, because I love me some NXT jokes:
Thing I learned on Twitter this week: AJ was 20 years old when she had her first kiss.
Was it that time she kissed Primo?
Who are you to doubt TheDandy?
Ummm I’m pretty sure the Funkasaurus is the last of a dying breed
Triple H and Shawn Michaels are throwing up the X because the goodwill in the arena is severely injured.
Space Monkey Mafia:
When Ryder rolled up and caught Cena kissing Eve, why didn’t Cena just wave his hand in front of his face so that Zack couldn’t see him?
I’m starting to think Ryder is Moleman rather than Frank Grimes. I’m surprised he didn’t burst into flames there.
That’s it for this week, everybody. See you later this week for the Best And Worst Of WWE No Way Out 2007 (seriously, check back on Friday), Sunday for the Elimination Chamber open thread, on Monday for the Elimination Chamber wrap-up and Raw open thread and again on Tuesday for the Raw Best And Worst. I am going to kill myself.