Best: Come Say Hi To Me At Mania
The normal Best And Worst of WWE Raw column resumes tomorrow (and be sure to stop by for the Raw open discussion thread later on tonight), but this will be my last pay-per-view Best And Worst until whatever it is they’re calling Backlash these days.
The reason why is because I will be LIVE at Wrestlemania in Miami, so if you’re a regular reader of the column, popular celebrity or Guy Who Writes Somewhere Else And Wants To Network, make sure you find me at some point over the weekend and say hi. I’m tentatively planning a Best And Worst Of Wrestlemania Live Experience for later that week (and I should be back in Austin in time to catch a replay of Raw for the report on Tuesday the 2nd), but the most important thing is that you say hi to me. I’m a writer, we need constant validation.
Worst?: I Need Someone To Fill In For Me On That Show
Oh, and before I forget, this is your chance to fill some big shoes.
I’m going to need a fill-in for a Best And Worst of Wrestlemania report that Monday, and with all the major wrestling writing guys who watch WWE I know being at Mania (John from The John Report, the Masked Man from Grantland, Burnsy even, probably Seanbaby I’m guessing? Oh man, I don’t know if I want a mark photo with Seanbaby or if I want to punch him in the dick) I’m opening the floor for submissions. Shoot me a line at email@example.com and let me know your deal.
Anyway, onto the funniest part of this whole report:
Best: Top 10 Comments Of The Night
… as collected from last night’s Elimination Chamber Open Discussion Thread, featuring the best and funniest wrestling fans on the Internet. Sorry I wasn’t around, I was busy in San Antonio watching Rachel Summerlyn and Mia Yim do yoga in yoga pants-themed tag match. Always a good decision.
dRail, with the new best reference ever:
Wade Barrett: Fighting the Frizzies at 11
Thornus (they don’t):
I thought chair shots to the head were illegal in the WWE now! Or do wheelchairs not count as chairs?
I am an Athletic Trainer and after I tape ankles I now do the Daniel Bryan “YES YES YES” after every ankle. People hate me
LastTexansFan. It’s true, and if you play as Zeke and are Brandon you can only do bodyslams.
I heard on WWE ’12 if you play as the Great Khali you can only press the punch button.
they should get Big Zeke in that gym cause he will body slam all of the weights at once.
Was “Hip Flexor” on Booker T’s injury a day calendar for today?
Tobogganing Bear, who is starting to border on some lifetime achievement:
Big Show looks and sounds like he’s been stung by giant bees.
Bogey Orangutan, because sometimes I’m obvious (and Tamina is totally a Redguard):
Beth’s circlet gives her 60 extra Magicka points.
FunkyWarmMedina, thinking what I’m thinking:
I’d love it if they had to go into a pod after elimination.
Oops Pow Surprise, with a comment made even better by their username:
The celebration soon turned to tragedy when the ambulance, on its way out of the arena, plowed over an unsuspecting Zack Ryder.
That’s it. See you guys tonight, tomorrow, next week-ish for a few weeks and hopefully at Mania. /eliminated