This video is The Internet in real life.
Think about it. It’s Sunday night and the New England Patriots have just lost the Super Bowl. Because you’re a Guy On The Internet, you think it’s an awesome idea to find a place with a bunch of Pats fans and troll them. In real life, that’d involve you putting on a Victor Cruz jersey, going to the UMass campus and giving everybody the finger while you salsa dance.
And, just like on the Internet, people get upset. You get threatened, and eventually somebody sucker punches you. You get dragged away (banned, whatever), the whole thing is recorded and spread around and a guy dressed like a banana is there for some reason. If you added Brazzers ads and a super loud thing telling me I’ve won a free iPad, that’s the f**king Internet, right?
The moral of the story is this: don’t be that guy on the Internet, whether you’re on the Internet or not. Better yet, don’t be the drunk Masshole who yells RRRRIOTTT when a riot might almost be happening.
[h/t Sportress by way of SportsGrid]


Who were the dudes in grey sweatshirts that swooped in and hurried the kid out of there? Because they did him a huuuge favor.
Just Massholes being Massholes, but yeah the kid in the Cruz jeresy is an idiot.
You never EVER fuck with Bostonians and their sports. You’re better off going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gack* \dies.
Fuckin iocaine powder, gets you every time.
The guy’s just playing it cool, gettin’ paid. You see, there’s always money in the banana stand.
/Yeah, I’ll just show myself out now
Banana Dude needed to peel off his suit and throw it under Douche Cruz Guy and hilarity and slide whistling would have ensued!
/turn the hose on me Howard
“It’s peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!!”
Cruz is a UMass grad, so that makes this guy maybe 5% less stupid.
The guy throwing a punch is also stupid.
I think the more appropriate moral of the story here is, “Don’t go to New England. Ever.”
I’d have been more likely to punch the guy in the Moss jersey.
Also, don’t attack people for wearing a certain color shirt you neanderthalic Sneetches. (sports, am i right)
True moral? If people will hurt you because they are mad about how people they will never meet play a game for millions of dollars they should stop reproducing.
never fear ya’ll. the rictionary is here to save the day, and you can take that to the toilet store and flush it. one time