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First Look: NBA All-Star 2012 Jerseys - People are complaining that these are too plain, but I like them. ASG jerseys shouldn’t look like Kobe Bryant’s Christmas shoes, they should be blue and red and say “east” and “west”. [Smoking Section]
The 15 Best Ads of the 2012 Super Bowl So Far - My favorite ad so far is the one that plays the entire Rancor scene from Return Of The Jedi and says EAT DORITOS at the end. [Warming Glow]
14 Photos of Alex Ovechkin’s New $4.2 Million Mansion - So hey, now that you’ve got a cool new house and Sidney Crosby’s brain is a glass of milk, you uh, think you could get us past round one of the playoffs? [Brobible]
The Best Football Fan Raps - Too bad the “fan” part disqualifies the Super Bowl Shuffle, that’s still the best half-assed football rap of all time. [Adult Swim]
Video Of The Day: Chael Sonnen Opens Up To Dr. Phil - I like that MMA only has two personality types: “nearly illiterate” and “Brian Wilson”. [Cage Potato]
26 Meanest Quotes From Reviews Of Lana Del Rey’s New Album - I think she just exists so people can take pictures of her smoking cigarettes. [Buzzfeed]
People With Lana Del Rey Lips: 15 Celebrities Get Pouty Upgrades - You chose to be famous for being the world’s stupidest Nancy Sinatra and haing a monster’s face, Lizzy, this hate and backlash is all your fault. [UPROXX]
30 Funny, Catty, and Bitter Twitter Reactions To DC’s “Before Watchmen” Announcement - 28 of these are from me. My Hooded Justice costume didn’t make the cut, but I’m showing up in a cosplay post, so hey. [Gamma Squad]
Remember when Michael Shannon was in Groundhog Day? Hint: He loved Wrestlemania. - The character with whom I identify most in Groundhog Day. [Film Drunk]
11 Reasons Andie MacDowell Is The Most Underrated Romcom Lead Ever - Reason 12: that shampoo she uses makes her hair look voluminous! [Moviefone]
UPROXX ‘Archer’ Open Thread: ‘The Limited’ With Executive Producer Matt Thompson - Very cool stuff is happening at UPROXX. Go earn a badge that doesn’t say “poopies” on it. [UPROXX|
15 Celebrities Doing Cheesy Print Ads - I like that Tara Reid gets credited for a Josie And The Pussycats print ad but not Rachel Leigh Cook or Rosario Dawson. At least those two have worked in the last five years. [Unreality]
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Why would they point out two specific “Got Milk” posters? Every single one of those was a celebrity doing a cheesy print ad.
It always bothered me that there was never a Wrestlemania in Pittsburgh!
“you uh, think you could get us past round one of the playoffs? ”
More like, now that you have a $4.2 million mansion, you’ve banged every hot piece of Russian tail, and a lot of North America’s, and you have billion dollar friends who hook you up with a dream life of world travel on their dime, would it be too much for you to not drink and lose about 40 lbs so you can lead the Caps past the first round, and stop sucking?