I almost went with “n/t” for the body of this, but here goes.
Baseball season is upon us (f**king finally), and to celebrate, I wanted to find the perfect video to encapsulate how the arrival of pitchers and catchers to Spring Training and the onset of Our National Pastime makes us feel as a people. What I’ve decided on is this clip (courtesy of Sportress Of Blogitude) of the GEICO Racing Presidents from Nationals Park trying to hurt each other on a hockey rink. Oddly enough, it’s a solid choice.
If you’ve seen a Presidents Race before (I’ve seen plenty, having spent a year living in Bethesda, Maryland, watching Nyjer Morgan whiff fly balls and give up inside-the-park homers), this one plays out like you’d expect … Teddy Roosevelt takes an early lead, but gives in to his hubris and ends up getting checked into the bench by George Washington. Later, he gets revenge with a flying cross-body from the top to take out all three remaining competitors at the finish line.
I have missed you so much, baseball.


Nyjer Morgan and hockey are a lot closer than you think. I helped him learn to skate in San Jose when he was a kid. As a hockey player, he was decent. great wheels in a straight line. He played the division below me, so we always got to see him play before our games. And you always knew when he fought, someone dropped the N-bomb.
Lucky fucker’s gotten to skate with the Pens and the Sharks since making the majors. Dunno about his alter-ego “T-Plush”, but when he runs over a catcher, don’t call it dirty. Every last one has been a clean hockey check, right in the chest. And on a side note, I beleieve he invented ‘sagging’. He used to have his boxers sewn into his jeans, and his ass was always hanging out.
Sparky the Dragon as the flag-waver makes this 5 times more awesome than it already is