A few weeks ago, we were more than happy to help spread the rumor that New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez was having a secret sexual affair with E! cash machine Kim Kardashian, because this is a sports humor site and there’s nothing more hilarious than a site called Starberry Ice Cream delivering a scoop. *honks bicycle horn*
Well, apparently Kardashian has adamantly denied this hokey rumor, and she’s also sworn that she’s completely uninterested in Tim Tebow. Perhaps we had her all wrong and she really does want to start a bible group. Maybe we really should consider giving more people second chances instead of mocking them. Perhaps Kardashian turning a page is something that we can actually learn from.
Nah, she’s still full of it.
Kim Kardashian isn’t secretly dating Mark Sanchez … she’s not interested in Tim Tebow — in fact, sources tell TMZ, the reality star is completely DONE with football players in general … all thanks to Reggie Bush.
Sources close to Kim tell us, her break-up with Bush in 2010 was so rough … she has lost her taste for NFL players entirely — and has no plans to play the field in the near future.
(Via TMZ)
How cool would it be if we found out that the sources close to Kim were actually two deformed goblin Kardashian siblings that have been locked in a basement for two decades, as they plot their chance to escape and reveal that Khloe’s father is really Andre the Giant? A boy can dream.
As for the football player thing, I’d believe it if we weren’t talking about a woman who is addicted to dating athletes like I’m addicted to sending Vanessa Hudgens my finger nail clippings. The timing on this random piece of info is a just a tad peculiar, especially since Bush has been out swagging it up on Miami Beach.
That dog. How could a wholesome gal like Kim ever trust him again?
[Banner via Reuters, Reggie pic via Terez Owens.]
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His hat says I love haters, super chill.
Sounds like she’s ready to move on to a MLB’er. Please let this happen. That Dugout would be glorious.
I thought hookers were interested in anyone with cash?
Ummm, wasn’t she busy giving Miles Austin herpes after she dated Reggie Bush?
She a total tramp…one wonders why the world is like it is..when such fuss and attention is paid to a low class tramp….make a tape with you blowing someone and your a star~ Sick!!
This WHORE will Date, Fuck, Marry any SORRY or NOT wealthy Sports Personality !
Of course she’s “done” with the NFL… She’s already “DONE” everyone in the NFL who is sleezy enough to “DO” her! Not to mention Ray-J!
Now don’t get me wrong… I think she’s smokin hot! But I still wouldn’t fuck that whore with a stolen dick!
That pic of Kim K is amazing.
Also, Reggie Bush looks like he’s a fan of Kane with his hearting haters hat and all.
No, she’s “done” with NFL football players as in she’s done with her NFL list of players she wishes to hollow out her vag. She’s already halfway through the NBA, and MLS is next on the grocery list for kielbasa.
She’s done with the NFL? She’s only done two that I can remember, there’s plenty more. She hasn’t slept with MLB, NHL or Nascar.
Why are you people on this site so vicious? Why are you calling Kim Kardashian a whore? Yes, she made a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend, Ray J, but she was only doing then what many young women, including teenagers, do with the men in their lives. Do you guys really think that people actually choose abstinence from sex? No, for the most part, they don’t. Kids in their early teens are doing the very same thing that Kim is seen doing on that sex tape; it’s just that there are no tapes available of their sexual encounters. I don’t always agree with the things that the K-Clan do but dating different men is nothing unusual for young women these days, even for some women that are not so young. So, let her live her life and you live yours!
Thanks for stopping by to leave us a comment, Kim.
she would do a dog if there was money in it for her
She would do a chicken if the cameras were there for the finger lickin.
God, will someone stop posting what this whore says? This slut has been emptying the ghetto for years.
Being like this on the Internet isn’t cool or funny.
How she doesn’t see O.J. on top of her (or behind) everytime is beyond me.
What about football fans?
Man I’m lost for words…but she’s not into the BLA! BLA BLA like you folks because we all KNOW if you had her money and looks you’d all be in church….now who has shit for brains when YOU look at the TRUTH?….Brothers and sisters my ass.That’s right! I’m NOT YOUR GRANDMA’S REV….even GOD KNOWS how to BURN a FOOL,FOOL!
This post has the most batshit insane comments of all time. A FOOL, A FOOOL
Kim,please crawl back under the rock you came from and stay.No one cares about you
I would like to know why Kim doesn’t just date an average Joe like myself or many other guys out there.. So ridiculous, stardom and fame makes them think they are above everybody else all for the price of money..
The bad thing is they don’t actually realize what they could be missing, and would probably live a happier life …
KIm i love you . they are just jealous, be leave me.
Is there a malfunctioning, pro-Kim K spellbot leaving us spam?
Of course she’s done. Once you’ve been through them all, it loses its fun.
Pandora’s Box hasn’t got a fraction of the poison as Kim’s.
But of course, she will never be done with gold digging.
Good! Good..Now we can get our freak on! Holla at yo’ boy!
Man, I would bang Kim K. like a drum at a black college football half-time show.