... of course, I don't see Don Draper with his pants down seductively cupping one of his balls, but what're you gonna do?
Esquire's website loves its unseemly SEO headlines, especially for a "a Woman We Love" (although this year's "Kate Upton Naked Photos - Sexy Kate Upton Pics And Video" is at least a step up from last year's "Kate Upton Pics - Kate Upton Boobs Interview"), but I can only fault them so much when their pictorial features Kate recreating Ween's Chocolate And Cheese album cover. Also at one point she's in the tub but there isn't any water, confirming my speculation that Kate only bathes when she's in tropical waters and just naturally cleans herself when she sweats.
Anyway, I don't know how much of this you're even going to read, but Kate is a woman Esquire loves (again), will probably be revealed as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model at some point today (unless they're stupid) and is the female equivalent of Jon Hamm, either in unrealistic human beauty or in the fact that she should only exist in the 60s.
Please to enjoy.
[Cover scan via Fashion Scans Remastered, interior photos and video courtesy of Esquire]
(in case you were wondering how much they photoshop her, it's basically just a color filter. She actually looks like this.)
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OMG SHE SO FAT.
Seriously, she is amazing. She was the best thing in Tower Heist by two miles.
Yes, what a fucking COW!!
A beautiful, beautiful cow…. with the the best udders ever.
Who would have thought something as small as cutting off your own bra with scissors would be so hot.
I wasn’t ready for this.
you’re done for the day, Brandon.
Yeah, this is about as good as it can get. The rest of the day is just Chinese babies.
you fibbed.
In case anyone likes to read, the story on the Zanesville “zoo” escape and the aftermath is really good, and well written. And free to read on the internets.
And just to keep this on topic, pic 11 isn’t her best, but she can certainly park her slippers under my bed.
I would slow clap this post, but that’s difficult when one hand is incapacitated.
What is the sound of one hand slow clapping?
I think it sounds like “FAP FAP FAP FAP”
sexy but not that hot. also dumb as a door nail
2/10 would not bang
commenting but not that well. also dumb as a door nail
What a terrible photographer. He’s supposed to wait until after she removes her hand from her breasts before he takes the shot.
I think I’m seeing the appeal for Miss Upton now. Not that I didn’t before. But dammmmmn.
Best non-wrestling related article on With Leather yet.
I feel the need to point out that I just learned today that her uncle is the US Congressman for my district. And not to go all PoFlaWa, but kind of a douche. Amazing she could share genes with him.
Not my type, but definitely would not kick out.