And now for the best thing you’ll read all day: an exclusive interview conducted by Fox News (of all people) about how Kate Upton is the new spokesperson for Hardees and Carls Jr. restaurants, featuring this thing about how she has to take off her clothes if her food is hot.
Uh,
Despite the chilly 50 degree temperature, Upton got things hot and bothered on the set. “It’s the Southwest Patty Melt, and it’s one of their classics, but now they’re adding a little spice–adding some jalapeños and making it a little bit hotter,” explained Upton. “I’m a ‘50s girl with a little cardigan on, a really sweet kind of a girl. But then I take a bite and all of a sudden, I’m sweating, and I’m taking off all of my clothes and I’m in my lingerie!”
And now, the phrase “erotic burger arts”.
Upton said her family firmly supports her venture in the erotic burger arts – up to a point. “Of course, I told them and they’re very excited about the commercial,” she said. “They realize that I can turn on the sexy, and they were probably like, ‘Tone it down!’”
With a knockout figure to maintain, the Southwest Patty Melt remains only an occasional indulgence for Upton. “I love burgers, but I definitely can’t have them every day,” she said. “It’s a special treat, for sure. Maybe once a week.”
This isn’t going to do a lot to help that “ugh look at how fat Kate Upton is” self-esteem-destroying meme we’ve got going in our comments sections, is it?
Watching Kate shove the highest quality of the low quality hamburgers in her mouth isn’t doing anything for me specifically — it sorta feels the way it feels whenever she shows up somewhere in a Yankees hat — but if they keep putting her in commercials I’ll drive to my local Carl’s Jr. and drop off a $20 in their drive-thru every week as tithes.
Another pic of Kate holding food she doesn’t eat in real life is after the jump. Video will follow as soon as humanly possible.
(Yes, clicking the images make them bigger. You’re welcome.)
[h/t to the always tippable Upstate Underdog]
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just keep being kate upton that’s all i ask for chrissakes
seconded
But she’s rubbing her meat-eating in your face!
/kidding. . .
She is free and welcomed to rub anything of hers in my face.
See how fat she is? Eating those hamburgers just proves it.
Mother’s Cafe in Austin needs to give her 20 grand or whatever to take a picture eating a Bueno Burger. Also, they need to let me take the photo. Also, she can stay at my house while she’s here.
Also,
I have that same issue of needing to take my clothes off because the food I eat makes me too hot. I just get asked to leave and never come back though, which seems sexist…
Also, I’m intrigued that in the first picture on top of the car she is bare legged and in the second picture sitting in the car it looks like she is wearing black stockings/pantyhose.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BLACK STOCKINGS!?
Nevermind, she takes them off after getting hot from eating that burger.
/takes off pants after getting hot from looking at her eating that burger
She looks like she eats a lot more cheeseburgers than the rest of the Victoria’s Secret Models. Still the least attractive girl they have, as Adriana Lima and Candace Swanepool (spelling?) reminded everyone this week.
The least attractive Victoria Secrets model is the same as saying the worst Hall of Fame quarterback. Still by far better than 99.99999% of other models/quarterbacks.
Good lord.
Look at the way she can unhinge her lower jaw in that first pic.
/in my bunk
I’m calling bullshit. If it was on Fox News, it was obviously false.
Newt is fat. And the entire right-wing is racist.
/Otto Man
She’s a carnivore! She even eats meat!
I read it as “clicking the image makes them bigger.”
Indeed it does.
Pic 1: Nice! Pic #2: Not the most flattering pic of her. But that burger does look delish
I love you.
Being Canadian I don’t get to experience some of these fattening fast food restaurants in the US, Carl Jr being one of them, question I have is are they good?
Kate Upton in person is the hot chick at the bar you think you might have a shot with. As soon as she’s onscreen she is unbelievable. Just wait until MLB2K12 ads start running.