… of course, that’s if you want to beat him using your tribe’s “huka-huka” rules. You can win huka-huka by taking your opponent’s back. When you let him start trapping your legs and ripping your arms out of socket, yeah, then not so much.
This video (jump to the 1:00 mark if my coding is terrible) features UFC Middleweight Champion Silva testing his might against an Amazonian tribe with only the help of his delicious and nutritious Amazoo Açaí brand sports drink (or whatever). As a bit of a warning, this video could be considered NSFW as it contains small amounts of hard-to-see-unless-you’re-looking-for-it dong, but not porno dong, National Geographic dong. Educational dong. Circumstantial dong.
Regardless, this video manages to be overtly masculine and heartwarming at the same time, and shows one of the cool perks of being a world-renowned martial artist: getting to battle people from all four corners of the cultural globe, share a hug of fellowship, and split a box of Go-Go Juice.
Someone to send Chael Sonnen to Brazil and see if the locals take to him.
[h/t Cage Potato]


This man needs more Acai!
I saw that dong, and let me tell you, it ain’t circumstantial. Those are not Jewish tribesmen.
- Emmit Smith
Much better than the joke I was going to make. Well-played!
Huka Huka Dirt Wrestling is my new euphemism for anal.
Regular sex is still Bony Acai.
more like boner acai
Lots of educational dong at Penn State! Wa’qa wa’qa!
I thought the way to defeat Silva was to be a Japanese welterweight. Learn something new everyday.
Educational Dong does seem like the online handle for a Korean teacher.
Pretty ballsy of him to take on the whole tribe of naked wrestlers. My rules would have included shorts for the tribesmen.