By way of Buzzfeed comes this video of Jeremy Lin doing “The Dougie” during his rookie year at Golden State. You know why? ‘Cause all his bitches love him.
This is, of course, in direct confliction with the greatest of all Dougie instructional videos — Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton doing The Dougie at a Los Angeles Clippers game, a clip so great it topped our list of the 20 Greatest Sports Moments Of 2011.
That video (as if you haven’t seen it 200 times already) is below, followed by an important question: if you could learn to Dougie from only one master, who would you choose?
Kate’s effort:
The moment of truth:
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UPTON ALL DAY!
Kate. For the jiggle alone, Kate.
DAT JIGGLE
Bo Ryan
It is so, so infuriating that Arash Fucking Markazi got to go hang out with Kate Upton and videotape this. Fuck that guy.
Am I voting based on which one I want to have sex with or who is the better dancer? I’m confused.
I’ve watch Kate’s video approx 150 times today alone. And I’ve watched the other one approx. zero times ever.
This can’t be a serious question. I am a Knicks fan and love Jeremy Lin but asking me not to choose Kate Upton is ridiculous.
Who the hell voted for somebody other than Kate Upton? What’s wrong with you?
One gave me a boner and the other made me laugh. I’ll go with the boner.