
Welcome back, everybody.
As you may already know, last Monday was my birthday (spoiler alert: I am too old to be watching wrestling) so we didn’t have time to set up an open discussion thread. It’s a shame, too, because the show turned out pretty great. We got a tense showdown between John Laurinaitis and CM Punk (and Mick Foley), Daniel Bryan: Indignant Vegan World Heavyweight Champion continued to happen, Rosa Mendes in a corset continued to happen and John Cena tried to lift steps that were bolted to the ground. You can read about all this and more in last Tuesday’s The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 1/16.
But we’re back in the swing of things now, and as always I’ll be picking 10 (or so) of my favorite comments from this thread to be featured in tomorrow’s Best and Worst report. I also need your help with this week’s poll question.
“Do more Best and Worsts” is a big request I get, and I’d like you to come to my website more often than Mondays and Tuesdays, so hey. I’ve been wanting to do Best and Worst-style recaps of old shows for a while, and with 1) the Royal Rumble happening on Sunday and 2) Wrestlemania happening in a couple of months, I thought I could go back and do a retrospective B/W for a Royal Rumble or a Wrestlemania. I’ve picked a few at random that I own on DVD and think would be fun to go over, so pick your favorite and I’ll review whatever wins on… let’s say, Thursday.
Let us know what you think of tonight’s show as it happens. I’ll be around, too, but I can only say so much unless you want tomorrow’s report to be nothing but “lol remember what we said yesterday”. (Actually that sounds pretty awesome.)


I’m sorry, but this week’s B&W just won’t be complete unless I get to see the GIF of Brandon’s head exploding when they announced that Ayches is coming back next week to conduct the EVPoTR&IRGM’s evaluation.
“BEHOLD THE KING…THE KING OF HR…”
damn.
Laurenitis sold that GTS to the very best of his ability.
Man I zoned out because of all the Kane during the segment the first time but did eve really say it was all cena’s fault.
Does this mean we may get a it’s a wonderful life episode of raw where an angel will show cena what the world wrestling entertainment universe would be without him.
If Vince considers the funkasuaras punishment what’s the reward?!?!
Funkasuaras for life
I’m shocked that Zak’s injury wasn’t a swollen vas deferens or some other genital related injury.
I wish R Truth would adopt his Eric Fleisher disguise as a permanent persona and wrestle under the delusion that he really is a member of WWE’s market research team from time to time.
Say what you will about this Kane angle, but it’s transforming Ryder from Scotty 2 Hotty into a believable competitor.
Agreed, this horror show Kane angle has made me forget about how much I was starting to dislike Ryder’s goofbat gimmick.
I agree. I don’t like Kane but it’s making me like Ryder more and if it gives Cena something to do that isn’t beating the entire Nexus / Awesome Truth / otherwise burying people I like than I’m all for it.
I mean, #2 HAS to be Funkasaurus, right?
Johnny Ace, Master of Stoicism
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We all fucking know this ends with Triple H “wishing John Laurinaitis the best in his future endeavors,” not only effectively ending the best fucking GM character in FOREVER, but somehow stealing all of CM Punk’s thunder in the fucking process. Fuck. Should have seen this shit coming considering I was actually, almost ENJOYING this again. Figures.
If he DOES come back, I at least hope Punk kicks his fucking head in.
It’ll end with fucking CM Punk wearing HHH’s blazer and somehow treading water or something. I don’t know… I’m not even gonna smark this. I’m legitimately disappoint as I could ever be.
Let’s just all hold out hope they name dropped him for the sake of a cheap pop.
(Even though we all know that’s not the case.)
Oh, sweet! CM Punk being cheered for no reason.
Next week Cena comes out with one of his Rise Above Hate t-shirts with electrical tape over the first 2 words. Furthermore, he’ll use a Sharpie to write in “Dis” in front of Loyalty and Respect, and in the final stroke, people will SEE him.
I’ll be SO jaded at SmackDown tomorrow…..
Aiches (sp) is totes going heel. Big Johnny will survive!
Was . . . was that it? Wait what?!
I’m confused as well Wolver-Mickey.
I’m not sure if I like it or not… oh fuck it, does a nice job of building to the ppv and I’m still a Punk mark. Though the best way to end it would of been to have Ziggler beat up Punk and then Ace hit Punk with the Cutter. I mean Ace is reffing the match, why did they have to blow off the GTS tonight?
I finally get to go to a WWE live event next Monday for the first time in my stupid little life and they have to ruin it with HHH. Now I’m doing my own MAEK POOPIES face
Impending HHH? I’m out for a few weeks now. For real. Between Kane the rapist, midcard hell, I’ll just search up Funkasaurus on Youtube the day after and forget the rest for a while. I simply can’t bare to see HHH again…..
We’ll miss you, bro!
This might be a total asshole comment but my biggest problem with HHH is that he’s a dude in his 40s that still wears a leather jacket and Motorhead shirts. Jesus, I hate white people.
No that’s pretty fair dude.
Guys I just got done maeking poopies…who won the match?
Holy shit, did you see Laurenitis’ face when Punk put him in the GTS?
Even Mitt Romney said it was expressionless.
Ziggler missed a perfect Headstand opporunity to close the show.
Biggest worst of every worst is the mere mention of HHH
someone please tell me im not the only one who saw laurenitis’ expressionless face while in the g2s
Dolph to rescue.
ZIGGLEZAGGLES
The look of peace and clarity on Laurinaitis’ face right before Punk finished him was amazing
Obviously, while on top of Punk’s shoulders, Big Johnny took that opportunity to decide on what he was getting at the store on the way home.
Wheat bread, flavorless yogurt, alcohol-free beer, and the biggest jug of aspirin they got.
John Lauranitis’s face while he was up for the GTS has got to be a best tomorrow. As docile as a Hindu cow.
Yeah the fuck was that? I think Big Johnny may have been nervous about taking a bump.
Actually no I take that back, Lauranitis is just a real dignified, composed dude, even when he’s getting hammered.
Classic autism.
LTF is Killing It. The image of docile Johnny is actually on the WWE frontpage. I went there before here to get highlights loaded up and was literally thinking the same thing. Big Johnny was at peace with it – “Though I walk through the valley…”
Told ya
How does it feel
to have your ass kicked
by a man in a sweater vest?
HHH should be a word of curse. the mere mention of his name has brought this segment to a screeching halt and undid a lot of good things from last week.
and of course, as soon as im about to post this, david otunga and his shoes from THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND go and TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!!!!!
Best: David Otunga’s silver shoes.
FEEL THE ARGYLE HURRICANE, PUNK!!!
No bell. Again. Though I love Otunga’s shoes.
Otunga’s shoes match his coffee mug.
Otunga’s silver wingtips = BEST
Guys I just got finished maeking poopies…who won the match?
David Otunga’s stylist.
DAVID OTUNGA’S BOWTIE!
This sums up my feelings toward HHH next week very nicely: [www.youtube.com]
I’ll take two hours of Cena/Kane/Ryder over HHH, for real.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
RumHam is not just delicious but also 1000% correct.
Big points for Big Johnny for looking to the announce booth when Punk mentioned a “big, fat piece of coal/Cole”
#bigjohnny sincerely apologizing and trying to make amends gets him boo’d while Punk continues to bully him?
NO PUNK HE IS NOT A SPOILED LITTLE GIRL HE IS APOLOGIZING AND SHOWING HUMILITY
I remember some other wrestling promotion that teased matches all night only to swerve everyone in the end. I wonder how that ended up for them…
Lauranitis is winning this segment so hard. Though wtf is Foley gonna do in the rumble?
Oh Great… Triple H… Fantastic… :|
#bigjohnny receiving his 6 month job evaluation next week is the best thing ever. I know what my rasslin’ needs more of: interference from the HR department.
Oh, wait, HHH is doing it? Fuck that noise.
HH? NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It’s one more H worse than you thought!
And there it is. Next week’s Raw will be positively awful. Book it.
I HHHATE EVERYTHHHING.
Fuck it, I’m out.
Oh no! How will development impact Linda McMahon’s campaign?
It’s already causing me to make typos! Clutch the pearls.