From the video description:
After getting sprayed from point-blank range with some silly string, an upset Bruins fan goes after Tampa Bay’s mascot and gives him a push. He is then kicked out of the game. Seems a little silly to me, as it was just a little shove. It’s not like he beat the hell out of him (though he looks like he could have), and theres a fairly good reason why he was upset to begin with (though it WAS just silly string). Hot headed much?
So, where to begin?
1. You cannot get sprayed with silly string at “point blank range”. While we’re at it, you also can’t load a can of silly string with rock salt and spray it in a spread.
2. “Seems a little silly to me, as it was just a shove”. I’m guessing the sillier aspect of this is that a grown man would get sprayed with silly string by a guy in a plush firefly costume and his reaction would be to rush up the steps in a rage and shove it, instead of pulling the string off his face, saying “heh, argh you son of a bitch” with good nature and continuing to watch the hockey game as not a sociopath.
3. “It’s not like he beat the hell out of him (though he looks like he could have)” is the worst part of this. I don’t think anyone was calling the guy’s toughness into question and you don’t really have to jump to defend a guy who shoved down a cartoon character for f**king with him. I’m sure he’s sufficiently tough, and that he shows and tells people as often as possible.
4. “There’s a fairly good reason why he was upset to begin with”. There really wasn’t, unless “being a constantly-pissed off anthropomorphic dick hockey fan” is the fairly good reason. It’s hard to see a fat guy furiously running after a foam animal for accosting him with the solids version of a squirt gun and assume he’s doing it for a “good reason”.
The worst part is that Thunderbug was fired over this. Via the Tampa Bay Times:
Kelly Frank, the woman in the ThunderBug suit, was let go. She wasn’t a full-time employee of the team but was the primary performer as ThunderBug the past few seasons.
The Lightning said the Silly String wasn’t the only reason for the mascot change but didn’t want to comment further on ThunderBug’s actions.
“We’re keeping this internal,” Lightning spokesman Bill Wickett said.
Maybe I’m always just going to take the mascot’s side in these incidents, but Jesus, really? You fired her because a guy who probably isn’t inexperienced at shoving down ladies shoved down a lady? Get a grip, Tampa Bay. Although I guess I shouldn’t expect much from the town that dyed their water blue.
[h/t to Mike Westfall by way of Drop The Gloves]


FAHK YOUAH FAHKIN BUGS! OURAH MASCOTS AREAH BETTAH THAN YOURAH MASCOTS! THE ICE SAWX ARE DA CUP WINNERAHS! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
/blasts Nickleback
I heard the other reason was the inside of her costume “smelled funny”.
Don’t you watch “COPS”? In Tampa, when a woman is struck by a drunken man, it’s the woman’s fault.
If the man is wearing a wife beater, she gets the chair. Literally, I mean. He’s allowed to beat her with a chair.
I wish I watched hockey, so I could boycott watching games as a result of this crap.
I wish my boycotting would have some sort of impact, too.
Because that guy needs to take some quaaludes, and the poor girl (who was getting paid to wear a sweaty costume and take abuse from Neanderthals like that dude) needs to be un-fired.
Even hockey fans were not watching that game. Nobody watches Tampa games, not even people in Tampa.
Furries everywhere are up in three fingered arms.
Being near the bottom of the league, this is probably the only exciting thing happening at a Lightening game.
This also further proves my theory that all Boston sports fans are douche bags to the highest degree.
‘dick hockey fan” – I’m going to let that one slide…
Pretty sure the video uploader was that guy.
Just another reason for this Jets fan to root for the Giants next Sunday. Everything Boston fans say and do make their teams absolutely insufferable. The only thing that makes te Giants insufferable is being a Jets fan.